Douchy

An undesirable character flaw.

Don't you think it was douchy that the chef took the day off for his birthday?

by Chance Tripper September 3, 2013

douchalouge

The dialouge between two douche bags. Often involving jock and/or players.

Natrual Habbitat: Parties, Sporting events, clubs, group lunches, general public.

Mating Call: Dude. ( works for both sexes.)

How to spot them in the wild: listen for excessive use of profanity, "dude"s, the distinct scent of axe and/or tag

you've veen warned

this is an example of a douchalouge in progress.
dude1: remember thet chick you were tellin' me about.
dude2: ya, the one with the weird mole on her ass?
dude1: ya dude thats her, well i did her last night just to see if it really looks like the apple logo. dude!
dude2: see i told ya dude.

by mella rouge June 12, 2008

Douchaism

1.A religion in which the followers are douches

2.A noun used to describe a douchey situation

1."He's a douche, he must be a follower of Douchaism"

2."This is douchaism!"

by Ali, leader of douchaism May 2, 2009

Douchachussetts

place where douche bags hail from

Hey, that guy Greg must be from Douchachussetts.

by Pain4Lyfe!!! July 10, 2010

douchey vuitton

An in the closet snob who wears expensive accessories but refuses to wear anything other then sweat pants and sweaters.

that douchey vuitton better hide his kids.

by morIVAN December 2, 2010

Kuntya Douchya

A female version of douche bag who is rude, pretentious, and fancies herself as being a perfect specimen of a human being in looks and intelligence. Although everyone assumes this is a woman she looks like a man; there is a high likelihood she was either born with a penis or as a hermaphrodite.

I cannot stand <insert name of offender here> , she is such a Kuntya Douchya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by QDB - Queen Douche Bag April 19, 2010

Douchey Mcdoucherson

a person who in fact is the worst waste of life ever. a true specimen will spit while drinking a beer and having a fat dip in...

shadandawa should change her name to "Douchey Mcdoucherson".

by random hero March 27, 2005