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Double wank and shit chips

To say something has gone badly/is going to have negative consequences.

First coined by Glenn Cullen on The Thick of it.
'Thats double wank and shit chips.'
by tombigglestone1 February 19, 2009
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Double Shitty

When a radio station, such as Z99 or any Ryan Seacrest broadcasting, plays 2 songs of lesser enjoyment in a back-to-back fashion. The term originated when the song Blurred Lines was followed by the ill famed, Thrift Shop.
Example of a "Double Shitty": "Fuck one direction just came on after nickelback we got double shittied"
by Donheis December 29, 2013
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Double Shitter Hitter

Whenever the tank and the toilet bowl are being used at the same time by two males, then while on the toilet bowl one turns around and blows the other dude before flushing.
Tommy said, "Don't go in the bathroom Mike and Steve are having a double shitter hitter."
by Kirk20110@gmail.com November 20, 2018
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Mike's Doubleshot

When a man ejaculates his semen into another man's urethra, the recipient then ejaculates their combined load to make the Mike's Doubleshot.
"Man, a Mike's Doubleshot in the morning keeps me going all day long."
by Mike Warner September 23, 2008
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Copenhagen Doubleshot

While receiving a blowjob, just prior to climax, spit a steam of chewing tabacco on your partner's face, then ejaculate on their face as well.
Brian felt used after Rory pulled a Copenhagen Doubleshot on him last night.
by White$69 June 28, 2017
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Doubleshit

The act of 2 non-specified gendered people both exerting anal waste im the same toilet at the same time.
P1:how is yours coming along?
P2:all right but your power shitting.

P1:it's the guacomole

P3:are you almost doneyour doubleshit?
P4:mine's already peeping,hurry!
by That straight guy August 14, 2009
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houdini doubleshot

When you are back dooring a girl and you spit on her back. When she turns around your friend jumps out of the closet and blows HIS Load in her mouth. Then you blow your load in her ass. Then, take a picture and run.
"DUDE, we totally houdini doubleshoted Dan G's girlfriend last night"
by You NO ME October 22, 2008
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