The Cousin Mickey Doesn't Talk About 

A demented blog often covering news, fiction, and other Disney related topics. Sometimes called the Disney blog for people who don't like Disney. The blog posts are often critical of Disney or even offensive to Disney fans.

Did you read the latest post From the Cousin Mickey Doesn't talk about? He accused Ariel of eating fish!

The Cousin Mickey Doesn't Talk About by Funmunke February 24, 2010

the devil doesn’t bargain 

a phrase that means never get back together with your ex

the devil doesn’t bargain

your ex will only break your heart again

Jenna: i wanna get back together with ryan
Jenna friend: no don’t do it, remember the devil doesn’t bargain, it will only be bad again

the devil doesn’t bargain by stay single 4 life June 13, 2022

the apple doesn't fall far from the tree

refers to a father/mother and son/daughter not being different from one another or being identical in their actions, behaviors, etc.

Dad gets caught stealing in his teen years and then his son gets caught stealing as a teen.

The mother might look at the father and say, "The apple doesn't fall far from the tree."

the apple doesn't fall far from the tree by Lilhunter0308 April 9, 2011

love doesn't exist 

A rare awareness that the concept, love is just an abstraction of a chemical process in the human brain.

A: I'm so in love with her.

B: That's just an endorphin rush from interacting with a compatible personality. Love doesn't exist.

love doesn't exist by pseudonymthemagnificent October 30, 2013

Doesn't matter had sex 

A saying or feeling that you get when you did something wrong that hurt you or other, or you we're suppose to do, but received pleasure in the from of sex.

In the end, you got fucked and nothing else mattered

The movie Avatar:
"Betray the entire human race? Doesn't matter had sex!"

I Just Had Sex(song):
"She kept looking at her watch. Doesn’t matter had sex.
But I cried the whole time. Doesn’t matter had sex.
I think she might have been a racist. Doesn’t matter had sex.
She put a bag on my head. Still counts."

Doesn't matter had sex by UrbanTroller January 8, 2012

If it doesn't run steel it doesn't deserve brass 

A term used in the firearm industry by enthusiasts to express their feelings on firearms and ammunition choice. Steel case ammunition is generally seen as lower quality compared to its brass brethren. This term is used to describe firearms that cannot reliably use the aforementioned steel cased ammunition and needs brass cased ammunition to function properly.

Person 1: "My AR-15 doesn't cycle Steel case ammo right."
Person 2: "Just buy better ammo"
Person 1: "If it doesn't run steel it doesn't deserve brass. I need something that will work no matter what I have."

If it doesn't run steel it doesn't deserve brass by theguyiguess December 17, 2021

doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football 

An ironic expression used by Southern males to express disbelief in or mild condemnation of some else's attitudes or behavior, supposedly drawing on some stereotypes of Southerners. (This expression possibly originated with Lewis Grizzard, a most excellent American humorist and commentator.)

Billy Bob eats strawberry Moon Pies and drinks Pepsi; only someone who doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football would do that.

doesn't love the Lord and Southeastern Conference football by Duckbutt November 4, 2005