dogsterphobic

when your dog is sleeping in your bed and you don't have any room so you end up falling asleep at like 2:00 in the morning

ugghhh i feel dogsterphobic, get out of my bed or give me some room!

by little RR king April 10, 2011

dipster

A connoisseur of the hottest new dips.

Used ironically when hipsters are mentioned (typically on Facebook or Something Awful).

a: Fuck you, hipster.
b: I'm not a hipster; I'm a dipster.
a: I love dip!
b: Have you tried the new Jamaican neo-ranch, the biggest new dipster garabe in fodue fork magazine?

by Disappointed Urban Dict User February 16, 2010

dipster

someone who tries to act cool but is actually a complete idiot.(aka-a nerd)

Our teacher is such a dipster when it comes to talking to us.

by Becky March 1, 2004

roister doister

bit of a "player"; generally with women but can also be used in business. Origins - Only Fools and Horses.

"Rodders, I'd never of guessed, you ol' roister doister."

by adrian daniels March 17, 2005

Dooster

Something so country that no one person will believe you saw it.

Bob - "I just saw a nude man riding a tractor with a mullet."
Friend - "No way, you just want attention."
Bob - "No, seriously, it was so dooster."

by Dooster Hunter May 26, 2009

domster

A person that is too brutal for his own good. The occasional wookie growl is thrown in midst of both serious and casual conversations. Stereo-typically defined as a rat, someone who dresses inappropriately for any occasion what-so-ever. A person that has a never ending addiction for computers and computer games, skateboarding, hardcore and "leet" stuff. Trash punk hardcore is this persons genre choice of music. See also death metal, deathcore, brutalxcore, gorexcore. Consumes the three Ds for breakfast lunch and dinner which shall noted as Death, Doom and Darkness. Only thinks obscured thoughts and uses the words I love you way too much and too frequently. Enjoys calling other people. out in mosh pits to have so called dance offs. Has a mother that carries around a boombox, would stare anyone down like warden staring down his prisoners. A person who has no significant knowledge or capability to drive a motor vehicle. Benign tumors and white outs are a constant plague to a person labeled as such.

Erix: So what are your plans for this weekend? Spending your day at the domsters?
Sarah: Maybe I prefer not to though. He's always saying hes in love with me, and his mother just sits there on their couch staring at us all day. Sometimes I think about how wierd he can be but I do really like him a lot :)

by lrac yelhsa May 21, 2008

dooster

A word for used for everything. Can be coupled with"mc" or "rooster"

(pronouned dooosta)

"whatup you fagget mc dooster" "rooster mc dooster"

"wheres that dooster at? "

by i wanna be ANONYMOUS July 8, 2007