red donkey

Something unfair or frustrating.

I am the best basketball player in the school and I didn't make the team because the coach is such a red donkey.

My boyfriend didn't remember my birthday but he remembered his moms that's so red donkey!

Red Donkey! He is such a jerk but he is so hot.

by Jace, The Ace. February 7, 2014

turbulence and donkey wheat

slang for mid to low quality marijuana that doesn't look great but gives you a fucking great trip

Sonia: hey Bethany want some turbulence and donkey wheat?
Bethany: yeah ill have a couple dabs
Sonia: yeah but don't fucking smoke all my weed otherwise im making you pay me back for it

by weedhead11111111111111111 January 16, 2018

Danskjävlar

What us Swedes call Danish people because nobody likes them.
It’s common for a Swedish person to scream this when something bad happens.

Postnord: We lost your package.
Swede: DANSKJÄVLAR!

by ™One October 16, 2019

Donkey Kong Barrel Blast

How to lose your virginity

Me: I hate having a v-card, how do I lose it?

Friend: Play Donkey Kong Barrel Blast

by justagallifreyan January 12, 2021

Donkey Hammer

Donkey Hammer is a nickname for a guy who has a large penis.

Wow you really have a donkey hammer

by Donky Hammer February 13, 2015

Donkey Shank

To insert ones finger into another persons asshole causing them to squeal like a donkey. It often causes bleeding of the anus as if it was shanked. Also known as a cadolfi.

After Anthony donkey shanked me my asshole bled.

by Memelordicus December 28, 2018

Donkey Bobsleigh

The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse). The Donkey Bobsleigh is when you do this at the top of a flight of stairs and straight after the punch you ride her down the stairs like a bobsleigh!

i got a donkey bobsleigh last night!

by bollardboy August 14, 2009