Donkey kong

When a female and/or male roughly plays with your cock through your pants and/or underwear

we were watching superbad and she was basically playing donkey kong with my dick...

by elfeicho August 23, 2009

Donkey Kong

To beat down somebody using a downward thrust of the fists. 1.An EXTREME beat down 2. Also a dance replicates the thrusting movements.

Guy 1: He was talkin' shit so I'ma Donkey Kong that foo!
Guy 2: Oh snaps he's about to bring that donkey Kong homie!

by ☆MaJiK☆ May 7, 2008

Donkey Kong

An alcoholic beverage consisiting of one part vodka, one part sprite soda, and one part orange juice

Nigga this Donkey Kong is some good shit!

by drunkenARMY January 6, 2009

Donkey Kong

The definition of a man that has a penis relatively the same size as a donkey's.

"Look at Callum's Donkey Kong!"

by Caleb89 August 29, 2006

Donkey Kong

A dumb stupid gorilla that is going to be extinct soon if he is not taken to a zoo in the Mushroom Kingdom

Donkey Kong: hooo hooo hooo!
Explorer: Huh!

by InterstateDriver January 22, 2019

Donkey Kong

An Ape with a Extremely large penis, or an Fictional character getting forced to blow someone off

"She looks so hot in game! I'd so give her the Donkey Kong"

by A Honest researcher January 23, 2018

Donkey Kong

A heavy fisted and heavy footed imbecile who throws everything. Often seen sporting an iPhone with a broken screen and destroys toys intended for children as a result of drunken antics or likes to rip out guitar strings without failure.

Jesus, press the brake pedal softly in this jeep, you're being a right donkey Kong.

by MikeSimpson1985 September 8, 2018