jewish daywalker

The Jewish-daywalker is someone who is Jewish on the father's side vs on the mothers side . As Jewish laws says you are only Jewish if your it comes from the mother. Someone who is Jewish from the side of the father has all the power of being Jewish without the consequences be being fully Jewish.

Jewish-daywalker abilities include but are not limited to:
Eating pork

Getting a discount on the pork they just ate
Knowing the market price of pork

Write you a prescription for pork
Defend your right to eat pork

I thought the jewish people were not allowed to eat bacon. It's ok, he's a jewish daywalker .

by J.Daywalker April 4, 2016

dogwater

precum or pre-ejaculate

coitus interruptus is not a good method of birth control because of dogwater.

by wizzydoc June 7, 2007

dogwater

Semen that lacks viscosity, as a result of a less than sufficient amount of refractory time from the last ejaculation, causing the ejaculate to resemble the murky water that has sat in a dog's bowl too long.
Known south of the border as "El Agua De Pero"

As a result of their non stop passionate lovemaking, he had been shooting nothing but "dogwater" all night.

by dogh2o December 31, 2011

Dog Walker

A person you hire to watch your dog while your away, but instead blows a dude on your couch directly in front of the nanny can. Say Cheeeeeess.

The nanny cam filmed my “dog walker” blowing her bare assed boyfriend on the couch

by ATra1n January 16, 2019

dog walker

eleanor calder. louis tomlinson from one directions ‘girlfriend’

“eleanor is just his dog walker”

by lhh harry June 12, 2021

Empress Daywalker

A Daywalker that has gained elite status among the ranks of other daywalkers. They have the power to walk in broad daylight, and can assume the shape of a human. Easily distinguishable, with red hair, pale skin in July, and freckles. Prey on humans while they sleep, much like a vampire, but instead collect souls in a pickle jar. Not to be confused with wife.

Dude look out that chicks definitely an empress daywalker.
How can you tell?
Just look at all those freckles, and she smells like pickles.

by TimTheEnchanter274 May 24, 2011

YOUR DOGWATER

What sweaty gamers say when they lose

Bro YOUR DOGWATER

by BUUTCHEACKER October 6, 2021