Dobert

not sure if he’s gay or straight. obsessed with shoes and pees in dog bowls. favorite past time is pooping in his pants.

that dobert definitely has mouth herpes.

I pulled a dobert today and pooped my lands.

by peesindogbowls May 29, 2019

Dobbert

The ship name for the couple Dobby and Robert Pattinson.

Oh are you a dobbert? Oh my gosh yes! I seriously worship their relationship.

by Dobbert is my king January 6, 2021

Doobert

That friend that hogs the doobie in rotation, meaning he is a Doobie Booby.

Aiden started to hog the bumbaclot doobie, therefore he is a Doobert.

by Smokeys Doom September 25, 2023

two in the scoobert one in the doobert

When you put two in her scoobert and one in her doobert

"Ima put two in the scoobert one in the doobert said john to his bitch

by Big ol anime tiddy May 31, 2017