Egotistical dividends

The fallout in terms of benefits of having an ego.

"There are concrete egotistical dividends; an artist's ego is what compels him to create art; a poet's ego gives her sufficient hubris to express herself in a poem."

by shadyladyk March 12, 2010

dividend

(v): to masturbate to multiple subjects, and take turns while doing so, dividing each ejaculation to each subject

I just dividended to Candy Apples and Ginger Banks, it was so peak.

by tsissokevin May 31, 2025

dick's dividend

The zero dividend or return you get from the bookmaker when you bet like a dickhead or a complete cock without thinking.
A losing bet.

Hey Joe, how did you go on race 3 ? Did you pick number 5 like I told ya ?
Na, I got a dick's dividend. Went for number 3. Bloody donkey ran stone last.

by BwanaPD May 16, 2016