off the dial

Something so awesome, amazing and unbelievable that it is known as "off the dial!" When something is off the dial it rates beyond what the dial can measure. Sometimes shortened to OTD or even OTFD (off the f*ckin dial).
Must be said with exclamation marks!

Some people may respond with "Dude, you need to recalibrate"

That guy's off the dial!

You did WHAT? You're off the DIAL!

by CTOndracek December 4, 2010

diavlog

A diavlog (sometimes written "dia-vlog") is a type of video blog (or "vlog") generally in which two or more people participate, as contrasted with a (mono)vlog in which one contributor is featured. The word "diavlog" is a portmanteau of the phrase "dialog video weblog" (or, alternately, "video weblog dialog"). The diavlog format is most popular for political, world events, or other types of conversational video blog discussions in which two (or more) people are actively participating in a real-time, give-and-take discussion of ideas.

Check out my diavlog with Stephen Colbert and Ron Paul.

by Underdoggie November 1, 2007

BUTT DIALING

BUTT DIALING; When you accidentally sit on your cell phone and dial someone up and don't realize it.Can result in serious damage to your friendships, particularly if you are talking about them or revealing information about yourself you might not have wished to share.

Call recipient-'Were you trying to call me?' Inadvertent Butt Caller-'No, what are you talking about?' Call recipient-'You keep dialing me up, and all I hear is background noise.' Alternate, less pleasant, Call recipient-"You asshole, I heard what you were saying about me!' Butt Caller to self: 'Oh my god, I've been Butt Dialing again1'

by Soggy Girlfriend March 3, 2009

Dialarrhea

Accidental phone calls made when your keyboard is unlocked and in your pocket or purse.

Sorry about all the calls, I had dialarrhea.

by Cheap_Eric May 27, 2009

dialing coach

a professional "dialing coach" is a trained counselor who is paid by reticent or shy parents to have "the talk" with young adolescent males. the physicality and aesthetic of sex is central. generally speaks in language that is somehow both forthright and metaphorical.

Parent 1: I've noticed that Benny is taking longer showers recently.
Parent 2: Time to call the dialing coach!

Girl 1: What are u doing to me?!??
Benny: No worries Callie it's like my D Coach taught me - DIAL DOWN THE MIDDLE.

by notskinnyimsmallboned December 4, 2010

Style Dial

A dial on a watch that doesn't do anything, or is unpractical, hence only exists for style.

Damn that fashion watch has so many style dials.

by MMPSteez October 25, 2011

Nipple Dial

When your nipple activates your phone (kept in a men's shirt breast pocket) and activates it, sends a text or tweet.

Ooops, it got cold, so I nipple dialed some random garbage..

by High Pitched Whine March 5, 2019