vaginal disfunction

when one's vagina has been penetrated so much that it can no longer be pleasured even by the largest of cylindrical or other shaped objects, they are said to have a "vaginal disfunction"
hello? 911? my friend sabina has a vaginal disfunction
by Yergen January 15, 2007
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penile disfunction

Lacking the ability to get an erect penis.
Damn, I'm going to need some viagra for my penile disfunction!
by MUG March 07, 2004
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Errectile Disfunction

A Errectile Disfunction is the opposite to a Errectile Malfunction where you have a errection and you see or think of something and it immeditaly makes your errection go away or it is where something is so discusting it completely turns you off.
Most common causes of Errectile Disfunction (for chris jacklin):

1.the drip
2.Terry
3.Resting hot cups of tea on crotch
4.Gays
5.Errectile Abuse
"the drip touched me i have Errectile Disfunction now"
by Zaky November 27, 2006
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Handstantile Disfunction

Inability to do a handstand. Unable to get it up, your body that is.
Handstantile Disfunction is like erectile disfunction, but nothing like erectile disfunction.
by WIll Jablowme January 21, 2009
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Erectile Disfunction

Erectile dysfunction is a common problem where a man finds it hard to get or keep an erection.
Doctor:I have some bad news for you sir.
Male patient: Yes?
Doctor: you appear to be suffering from erectile disfunction

Male patient: Oh No

(this can only happen if you have a Willy)
by Juanita Green October 13, 2021
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disfunctional potato

Stop being disfunctional potato and get your act together
by Weevobeevo February 25, 2021
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