ding dong

A man's wiener, wee-wee, penis , genitalia...

Do you want to play with my ding dong?

by prosciuto April 15, 2009

ding dong

Main Entry: fool
Part of Speech: noun
Definition: One deficient in judgment and good sense. An empty-headed person; a fool.

ass, idiot, imbecile, jackass, fool mooncalf, moron, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, simple, simpleton, softhead, tomfool

If you are counting on a man to choose a thoughtful present, you are a ding dong.

by General Failure October 26, 2008

ding dong

1) Adjective to describe two small peniled boys with a complete lack of self-confidence who engage in picking on a sweet girl

Rob and Cody are ding dongs for picking on Megan.

by mosdla January 27, 2009

ding dong

A word to describe your pals when they be acting stupid.

“Bro look at kami. She’s acting like a total ding dong.”

by surfergal January 11, 2019

ding dong

its a mexican who cant speak spanish. essentially they are white on the inside and brown on the outside.

Sgt.Romo your such a Ding Dong.

by Ughz November 7, 2006

ding dong

sound you make when pressing your belly button (like a door bell)

When I press my daughter's navel, I say "ding dong".

by Marlene Leon February 3, 2005

ding dong

a gay song wrote by a half man half terroist. the song is meant to blow up your ear. ding dong means BALLS. it is usually used by fags.

earl: haha, i kicked you in the jewels
nerd: that would have hurt if i hadnt shifted mr. ding dong.
earl kicks him in the balls yet again

by mr. jewels March 30, 2009