dilometer

the measurement of a penia

His dilometer was very underwhelming.

by OG vapors May 15, 2021

dildomcjerkin

The act of using an item as a fake penis to "jerk it off" to disturb people.

*strokes large piece of wood while holding it to crotch*
Andy: you like this? Yeahh you doo
Pumpkin: aHHHHHH dildomcjerkin

by Andeh Fizzle February 8, 2008

DICKometer

A device that is attachable to vaginas, and measure the amount of dick that the vagina gets. The measurement is in d/m (Dicks per minute). It is a very useful device and can be used for many purposes such as:
a. It helps keep track of how big a slut you truly are
b. Gurls can have dick offs/competition where there will be an objective judge
c. Proving your fat friend Janet, who claims she gets loads of D, is a fucking virgin

Just attached a DICKometer to my pussy, gotta get fuckin

by Aguerokingdom76 July 14, 2018

Dildodexterous

To fuck yourself with a dildo of any size using both hands (left or right)

When I'm feeling horny at night and one arm gets tired ill swap hands and squirt all up the wall (dildodexterous#loveit)

by anonymous September 20, 2020

dipometer

A made-up scale to measure how flavorful an edible dipping sauce is.

Man this dip is so good, I'd give it pure heavenly on the dipometer scale

by Muino February 16, 2021

dudometer

a measure of the dudeness of another

man this guys dudometer is off the charts! he is like the dudiest of dudes

by shaggymorphism October 27, 2021

Dildonater

Comedy player in PUBGmobile, often found in charge of the Dildobus. Or fisting the enemies in bushes.

Noob69 was fisted by the Dildonater, Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!

by Dildonater March 26, 2022