dickweed

1.when you cut off your pubes and smoke it as if it were marijuana...hence the name "WEED"

i ran out of dope so a did a hit of dickweed instead

by gregnarkill December 07, 2006

dickweed

A dickweed is a plant that sprouts when an inseminated tissue ends up at a landfill. To refer to someone as a dickweed suggests they are equally useless.

My dickweed neighbor is out of work again.

by HoratioT April 16, 2008

Dickweed

1) A completely self-absorbed, useless asshole with shit for brains;

2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.

My neighbor's such a fucking dickweed.

by Phuqit October 11, 2006

Dickweed

An arrogant, ignorant imbecile incapable of forming a single coherent thought in their pea brain. Originating from the word Dickhead , this extension of dickhead adds the weed factor, explaining that syou are not only an asshole and a prick , but you are an unoriginal, asshole/prick and not in any way special or different. That there are in fact many like you in the world, nothing but a pest that should be torn from the earth and burned before the seed spreads and creates more dickweeds. (I.e your children)

Kill it before it lays eggs.

Ugh pull your head out of you ass and stop being such a dickweed

by Theaussiecat February 28, 2015

Dickweed

A metaphore that's used as a generic insult, usually not very seriously.

Yes it is, you total dickweed!

by TheChudeDude April 18, 2016

Dickweed

An insult aimed towards the male population which combines the two terms 'dick' and 'weed' to say that he is both as mean as a dick and as annoying as a weed.

John: God, he's such a dickweed!
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Alec: I fucking hated you bitch!
Stephanie: And I hated fucking you dickweed!

by 1-800-did-i-ask November 15, 2016

Dickweed

Someone who is a very ignorant guy who always tries to be mean to get what they want

He is being such a dickweed right now

by Succ my dicc October 15, 2017