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dicktum

A short statement that expresses a general truth or principle regarding (A) a guy's "sausage", or (B) someone's being an a**h**e to everyone.
Ethan Couch's over-indulgent father made a dicktum to officials at the school, offering to buy the entire joint just so that he could be in control over how his spoiled-brat "Little Prince" was treated during classes.
by QuacksO September 11, 2020
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dickums

a dickhead who likes the cock, but will not admit so, even being caught in the act of being dicked down.
bro1: Dude you're such a dickums. That a'int bromance no more!
by keru April 25, 2009
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dickumference

The circumference of one's dick/penis.
Damn that dude's not so long but he's got a dickumference like crazy!
by ComoComp March 3, 2011
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Dickbump

Not a verb, a noun, a sort of way to mock peoples' goosebumps.
Hey, look! Jimmy got dickbumps!

AAH SHIT RUN!!!
by Red Le November 11, 2011
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dickum

phrase used while playing beer pong. when two cups are left on the table, you dickum to put one in front of the other. derived from referring to a males dick, and having it stick out straight when hard.
can also be used as an exclamation, or to as a name.
1. "Dickum Please"
2. "Ahhh! Dickum!"
3. "Taylor, you dickum."
by Magdalena<3 May 15, 2007
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dicktumbleweed

When your dick gets flaky from dead skin and the dead skin starts falling off along with pubes and creates a ball of hair and dead skin.
Dave: Yo man i had the worst dicktumbleweed yesterday

Bob:I had one last week it flew into the breeze
by JessicaRAWR April 17, 2009
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Dicktum

A woman’s or man’s mind falls victim to a male because of his devil penis (The dick so good it ruined a life) That person fell dicktum to that man and now he can get away with murder and they’d still wanna fuck him one last time.
Becky is in denial of being a dicktum to bob.
by Sexualbeans June 3, 2018
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