A short statement that expresses a general truth or principle regarding (A) a guy's "sausage", or (B) someone's being an a**h**e to everyone.
Ethan Couch's over-indulgent father made a dicktum to officials at the school, offering to buy the entire joint just so that he could be in control over how his spoiled-brat "Little Prince" was treated during classes.
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can also be used as an exclamation, or to as a name.
can also be used as an exclamation, or to as a name.
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Bob:I had one last week it flew into the breeze
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