Dicktits

Boobs that have penises instead of nipples.

Holy Dicktits! It's a giant Scorpion!

by Joej October 21, 2014

dickitus

When a man has his "special moment to himself"; masturbation

Tommy was masturbating in this restroom. His dickitus lasted two hours.

by dubbz2801o3 November 22, 2015

dicktits

your balls because if you could place a pair of titties on your dick, it would still look like your balls

you hit me right in the dicktits

by apocalypsechris October 3, 2009

dicktits

A term of endearment. Created in 2003 by Hiva and Novid and used loosely.

H-What's up dicktits?
N-Nothing much dicktits, and you?

by Hiva November 27, 2004

dickalitis

Sucking to much dick

She was diagnosed with dickalitis

by Brite Eyez September 21, 2017

dictatious

This is a dictator who is a dick. Can also be used in lieu of ridiculous.

You are being very dictatious.

by beeerye February 6, 2014

dickitus

The state of a man having his time of the month. In a rut.

Dickitus

by 9avogel December 13, 2014