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the journey one chooses to undergo to improve upon oneself hoping to reverse or undo becoming an asshole
by missc3 May 12, 2011
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(Other wise known as a catASStrophe or a bummer)
- A non-specific ass- related tragedy,
such as but not limited to;
1. When you find out she's not into anal.
2. When her fine ass turns out to be the work of her fake ass panties.
3. When you hear her fart and it sounds the plug was pulled out of a bathtub.
4. When you realise the fine ass you were checking out, is a man's.
5. When her ass is HUGE... and so is her Brown eye.
6. Her ass and her vagina are the same hole.
7. When he shits himself trying to force fart.
Etc.
(Other wise known as a catASStrophe or a bummer)
- A non-specific ass- related tragedy,
such as but not limited to;
1. When you find out she's not into anal.
2. When her fine ass turns out to be the work of her fake ass panties.
3. When you hear her fart and it sounds the plug was pulled out of a bathtub.
4. When you realise the fine ass you were checking out, is a man's.
5. When her ass is HUGE... and so is her Brown eye.
6. Her ass and her vagina are the same hole.
7. When he shits himself trying to force fart.
Etc.
Daniel sneezed and then farted. Jenny thought she had heard a clown with hayfever who'd dropped a balloon so air was spluttering out... "that's weird"; she thought, "we're not at the circus" and then the smell hit her and she realised the disasster...as Daniel waddled off she realised he'd shat himself again.
by rapunzabel June 10, 2017
Get the Disasster mug.This term speaks of any issue where a customer can't get help because no one in customer service knows how to fix the problem because they never talk to the people who solve technical problems; the customer keeps getting bounced between providers for what appears to them to be the same service to them; or both of those issues.
The problem is that the customer can't get help. No one they can talk to knows who owns the problem, or has any information about it. The people who know how to fix the problem are so far seperated from the customer service team who provide support for the customer that the customer's issue will never be resolved. So they continually insist that the problem lies not with them, but with the other provider.
This also happens with DSL customers who have a problem with their service. They'll call their Internet Service Provider, who will perform basic troubleshooting, then tell them to call their line service provider. The line service provider will perform basic troubleshooting, then send the customer back to their ISP.
The problem is that the customer can't get help. No one they can talk to knows who owns the problem, or has any information about it. The people who know how to fix the problem are so far seperated from the customer service team who provide support for the customer that the customer's issue will never be resolved. So they continually insist that the problem lies not with them, but with the other provider.
This also happens with DSL customers who have a problem with their service. They'll call their Internet Service Provider, who will perform basic troubleshooting, then tell them to call their line service provider. The line service provider will perform basic troubleshooting, then send the customer back to their ISP.
I'm experienceing disassociative service breakage with my Ineternet service because Earthlink says the problem is with Qwest but Qwest says the problem is with Earthlink.
A customer has copied their favorite soap opera to DVD and played it on their portable DVD player for a long time. Then recently Comcast upgraded their cable box, and since then everything they record on their Tivo DVR is copy protected, so they can no longer use the service in the way they are used to using it.
A customer has copied their favorite soap opera to DVD and played it on their portable DVD player for a long time. Then recently Comcast upgraded their cable box, and since then everything they record on their Tivo DVR is copy protected, so they can no longer use the service in the way they are used to using it.
by Spirit Bear August 12, 2006
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Something that is both delightful and sassy.
Synonyms:
- Someone who is larking around his/her/their life
- Bold And lively
- Full of spirit
- Sassy and cute
Adjective: Delassy
Comparative adjective: Delassier
Superlative adjective: Delassiest
Something that is both delightful and sassy.
Synonyms:
- Someone who is larking around his/her/their life
- Bold And lively
- Full of spirit
- Sassy and cute
Adjective: Delassy
Comparative adjective: Delassier
Superlative adjective: Delassiest
“Leonardo, you’re such a delassy”.
“That song is so delassy” (delightful in melody and sassy in lyrics)
“That song is so delassy” (delightful in melody and sassy in lyrics)
by FornasièrAroundTheWorld September 2, 2020
Get the Delassy mug.The process of reversing or altering a person's asslike or rude behavior, usually through feedback and love.
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