funductor

a conductor of fun, usually self-appointed; he/she who creates an atomsphere of merriment in nearly every situation; completely unrelated to being productive.

Jim: Do we have to go to that lame dinner party?
Sue: Yeah, but don't worry. Nancy's going! She's the funductor!
Jim: Sweet! Nancy knows how to bring the party!

by missc3 April 27, 2011

deassholify

the journey one chooses to undergo to improve upon oneself hoping to reverse or undo becoming an asshole

In order for me to abstain from bitching, I would need several people to deassholify themselves.

by missc3 April 22, 2011