deassholify

the journey one chooses to undergo to improve upon oneself hoping to reverse or undo becoming an asshole
In order for me to abstain from bitching, I would need several people to deassholify themselves.
by missc3 May 12, 2011
mugGet the deassholifymug.

funductor

a conductor of fun, usually self-appointed; he/she who creates an atomsphere of merriment in nearly every situation; completely unrelated to being productive.
Jim: Do we have to go to that lame dinner party?
Sue: Yeah, but don't worry. Nancy's going! She's the funductor!
Jim: Sweet! Nancy knows how to bring the party!
by missc3 May 18, 2011
mugGet the funductormug.