Dental Hygienist

The Hot Girls at the Dentist Office who clean your teeth and tell you to brush more often. They accidentally brush their breasts against you and use the suction too.

A dental hygienist is the cute blonde who cleans your teeth every 6 mos. that you secretely have a crush on.

by Casey X. March 17, 2009

cansippers dent

an indention made in the front of a canned beverage using yout thumb, so you can identify the front of the drink.

i make a cansippers dent in the front of my can so when im driving i dont have to take my eyes off the road to find the front of the can.

by chumpie April 6, 2013

corolla dent

75% of late model Toyota Corollas(many Camrys too) have a huge superficial dent in the rear bumper, consistent with backing into a post.

Although such dents are common among cars with new drivers(who often drive corollas), it might as well be a factory option.

Thank goodness I already have a Corolla Dent! Now I won't feel so bad when I bang up my car for the first time.

by gooberliberation March 18, 2006

Dendrapheliac

someone who attempts to have sexual-intercourse with a tree.

damn tree-huggers, they are a bunch of Dendrapheliac's

by UrbanDrew December 23, 2008

Dende

A word used to describe a man's penis

You couldn't even lift my dad's Dende

by Dendefleek December 21, 2015

dental work

Hollywood code for plastic surgery (such as boob jobs, brow lifts, liposuction, tummy tucks, etc.). Coined by comedienne Kathy Griffin, who has had plenty of "dental work" herself. Used to subtly indicate someone has plastic surgery.

"Ashlee Simpson has had some dental work done lately, if you know what I mean."

by lalalorlor134 September 22, 2009

dental plan, lisa needs braces

a timeless phrase, used with great versatility. you can say this at pretty much any time or situation but definately works best when said during one of those long awkward pauses in a conversation.

sometimes shortened to simply "dental plan..." let open to completion by others present, or simply left abbreviated.

taken from the famous "union" episode of the simpsons, this is what homer repeats to himself over and over again whilst trying to decide whether to pursue a dental plan program for workers of the nuclear plant or to give up this right for a free keg of beer. hrmmm....

... dental plan, lisa needs braces

some guy: "and that's when i realized that my glasses were on my *head* the whole time!"
dudes: " .... "
me: "... dental plan, lisa needs braces"

by Olly J July 8, 2005