Dendrophiliac

Tree lovin' hippie scum; Dan Magner

Dude, Dan Magner is such a dendrophiliac, I saw him doing all sorts of crazy sh*t to that tree.

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denderphiliac

one who must be in contact (usually sexual) with "dender" or plants and stuff.

I couldn't drag te denderphiliac out of the forest, I feel sorry for those trees too.

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The Robb's DVD broke so he couldn't peep no dwarf porn. The chode stepped to the park to find an oak....

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Someone who likes girls named after trees

Ross is a dendraphiliac and loves Acacia because she possibly has dendrites.

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