Tom Delay

Former house majority leader; resigned in disgrace. A criminally insane political prostitute with no conscience. Tom Delay is known to give handjobs to lobbyists for wooden nickels.

Tom Delay says: I'll jerk you off for a cheeseburger and a trip to St. Andrews.

by author July 16, 2006

Delanceyed

To be woefully disappointed by a false pretense.

The salesman said the car could be driven home but it had no steering wheel, tires or engine. I was Delanceyed.

by CaptainMolotov June 4, 2020

Delano, MN

A small town in Minnesota with a huge chicken statue that welcomes you in. Chock full of people who call themselves "hicks" but who have never stepped foot on a farm and drive lifted trucks from daddy's money. Feeling bored? Go hang out with these hicks in the local Mcdonald's parking lot! Or if that doesn't interest you, go crash one of the Finn parties and chill in a sauna (but make sure to pronounce it the right way or they will kidnap you and abandon you in one of their Finn bins.) Don't like hockey? You may want to move now because our town takes pride in our hockey team that can't get beyond the first round of the state tourney. And if you didn't know...Delano has the famous Fourth of July parade that literally everyone in the West metro goes to EXCEPT for Delano residents! Delano is your typical small rural/suburban town. Everyone graduates and you either want to get the hell outta there or live there forever. But hey I mean...At least we aren't Rockford or Orono.

"Hey, wanna go to Delano, MN this weekend? Haha...JK"

by chickenman69 February 22, 2022

Delanny

A girl with the most beautiful brown eyes in the world, she's "fun sized", oh and she has really really nice hair also!! And she has a gorgeous smile, that makes you just want to kiss her. She gives the best hugs in the world!! Also, when she holds your hand, you dont feel like letting go... Overall she is the most beautiful and gorgeous girl in the world... :)

Delanny, is a unique name.

by thisonedude;) August 19, 2011

Urban Delays

Fast paced city life that slows to a crawl.

"What's with the Urban Delays?"
"What u talkin bout willis?"
"Bro, it took two hours to get the email with the link to review the definition I submitted to Urban Dictionary."

by flat tired February 1, 2013

Devany

Devany is a enthusiastic girl and she is funny. make sure to always keep her around she has the cutest vibes, smile, and personality. She gets close to people very quickly if you catch her eye and is never a rude person to approach to but if you have beef with her she could honesty care less and roast the hell out of you but rarely does this. She has awesome taste in music and always makes you happy or feel special. She has perfect taste in boys and is loyal to the core, she like things to be taken slow but if she has a good vibe with you she will do anything for you. She is the most adorable girlfriend ever she will be the mini version of you she will copy all of you catch phrases take your hoodies/clothes and wear them in a cute way will smudge you with kisses give the deepest hugs and will love you if you are the right one. Keep a devany if you find is which is impossible. She will treat you right. Also, she has a beautiful singing voice and is very athletic and is beyond amazing at dancing she will always hype you up too. Love her and care for her. She has amazing taste of style and is a unbelievably beautiful model. She is also a cooker. Her family is the best and will greatest you with respect and part as their family too. She’s the definition of perfect.

YOU HAVE A DEVANY, you are so lucky!!!
damn must be nice to have someone like a devany

Boy: I miss her I miss her laugh.... other boy: she was a devany ofc you feel like that you shouldn’t of let her go

by the love sack March 27, 2019

John Delaney

John Delaney also known as the dude that is polling at a record-breaking 0%!

Person: "my wife just left me... and he sent me a video of her fucking a Dude!."
Person: "well... at least you are not John Delaney!"

by Lil Gucci Bag June 26, 2019