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Defurbalize

The process of removing all the shed hair on a carpet or rug into a small tennis ball formation. The act is often done in a manner mimicking small kittens playing with yarn.
My college roommate defurbalizes the room after she straightens her hair. She is so considerate even though she is balding.
by Salon316 October 13, 2011
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Defuck

Also "De-Fucked"
The antonym of fuck, used as in "getting fucked up"

To reverse the procedure of getting fucked up.
To restore to good health.
To rehabilitate.
To repair to a usable or presentable condition.
That dude is in the hospital getting defucked up after getting the shit beat out him.

This chick was totally stoned so she had to go get defucked up.

Wow, those geeks totally defucked that computer that I thought was a complete piece of shit.
by Okix25 December 17, 2010
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Defunct

Gone or simply of no good use anymore.
Example 1: Nirvana became defunct after Kurt Cobain's death.

Example 2: I dropped my phone in the pool. Looks like it's pretty much defunct.
by Cookies need love too December 20, 2012
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Defurinate

The act of defecating and urinating at the same time. Often brought on by some sort of illness, or just holding everything back too long.
Dude I think I have to defurinate. Those beef tacos and beer are catching up with me!!
by Lord Pumkin Longshanked January 23, 2011
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dufuq

pretty much just wtf. or .....the fu**
Guy: who dufuq is that girl?
by thecooliestthingever!!! August 15, 2012
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defuct

A high-severity defect that leaves the system in a very bad state. (noun)

Etymology: a combination of "defect" and the adjective form of a common 4-letter slang word derived from the latin fvccant which, in common parlance means to have been cheated.

Alternate definition: an unlikely condition of having regained ones virginity (but this would probably require a homophonic spelling).
I logged two defects on the layout and a defuct about the server crash.
by jfkelley June 19, 2009
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defunkle

When someone causes an annoyance, but you are still dominating,.
Oh boy he just defunkled me! Imma kill him.
by Ziporty December 2, 2018
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