deutchbag

The wannabe bauhaus-looking, German industrialist jagoffs who populate Williamsburg and the Lower East Side in particular. Wearing black, clothes, eyeliner and have minimal body fat.

"Thought I was gonna go the the Tapes N' Tapes show with Chloe, but she dumped me for that gaunt-ass Deutchbag with the Member's Only jacket. Peter Murphy licks my balls."

by Brooklyn Born November 27, 2006

deutch oven

when one farts in bed a traps his girlfriend under blanket

I deutch ovened a girl last night after sex.

by Mike November 23, 2003

Deench

A very painful pinch with fingernails

“Emma got aggressively angry again and deenched her poor sister! It really hurt.”

by charchar666 March 14, 2018

deutch rudder

A form of masterbation where a person pretty much jacks off the other by moving their arm up and down for them. Its not gay at all

masterbation, jacking off, whacking it, gay, hand job, Deutch rudder

by dominican beast January 18, 2009

Deitch

Someone with a big dick who is more than proud of it.

Popular German last name.

Hey dude, I can see the bulge in that guy's pants. Total Deitch.

by lalatatas June 16, 2014

Deetched

When you're so dehydrated your balls sag past your knees.

"Walk faster bro, you're slowing us down"

"I can't man, I'm so deetched my knees are chafing my ball-skin"

by jmaccus December 26, 2011

Dertch

A word used to indicate the penis, usually in an environment where the "real" word would be considered vulgar.

I'm workin' my dertch into a froth.

by RoodAwakening February 2, 2004