Skip to main content

Super-Bowl Decathalon

A super-bowl decathalon is when a group of people smoke a bowl of weed at every college in at UCSC on the night before the super bowl. It is very important that for the activity to be designated as a super-bowl decathalon, the group must come to a stop at every college to smoke, rather than smoking while walking through the college. The group must also walk the entire distance as well as bring a football. The first decathalon to take place was on the night before super bowl XVIV between the Indianapolis Colts and the New Orleans Saints. The group included Freshmen from Stevenson, Kresge, and College 8. The first super bowl decathalon started at Stevenson and ended at Oaks, lasting from 10:15 p.m to 2:30 a.m.
Q: What's goin' on?
A: DECATHALON!!!
Q:What?
A The Super-Bowl Decathalon dumb ass!
by Mr. Plant & Casanova February 7, 2010
mugGet the Super-Bowl Decathalon mug.

Dickathlon

Similar to a decathlon in that there are a series of events.. except the events involved include riding dick & the point system is calculated by the amount of orgasms on both ends.
Trish, “Omg Vicky I haven’t worked out in forever.. idk if I’ll be able to keep up with the 5k tomorrow”

Vicky, “Trish! Didn’t you just tell me you completed a Dickathlon this weekend?? I am sure you are ready!”

Trish, “Oh yeah I forgot about that! I did out score Brandon at the Dickathlon! I am totally ready!”
by Wolfany September 27, 2020
mugGet the Dickathlon mug.

confusion deathmonkey

1. a delusional and fictitious creature that enjoys playing with explosives and wandering around aimlessly in a hallucinogenic state.

2. a popular podcast recorded and produced in Kansas City, MO, by three guys who have a lot of free time and a lot to scream at each other about.
I used to listen to the morning radio show on the way to work, but now I listen to Confusion DeathMonkey radio.
by wbcjshi February 3, 2010
mugGet the confusion deathmonkey mug.

Deathloop

In a video game, where you save just before dying so that when you reload the save you instantly die.
Saved just as a Deathclaw found me in Fallout. Deathloop!
by RoundenBrown October 1, 2019
mugGet the Deathloop mug.

deathonsteroid

Deathonsteroid is more of a adjective than an everyday term. It can refer to the drug Death but with assorted steroid drugs, but most commonly means someone who can't figure out how to get good and gets stuck in low ranks.
Noun: Dude, try this deathonsteroid. When I took it, a dragon's ass came from Mars and blew up New York City.

Adjective: Lol, look at this kid playing Brawlhalla over here. 200 wins and he's stuck in Silver. What a deathonsteroid.
mugGet the deathonsteroid mug.

Deathconsciousness

Have a Nice Life's debut album. This album (and Have a Nice Life) has a cult following and is known to be depressing but also absolutely goated. It ended up #1 for 2008 on Rate Your Music, so take that as you will. If you ask someone what they think of Deathconsciousness (or Have a Nice Life), and their answer is anything but "What is that", then they're probably fighting demons.
Kid A: Aye bro, what are you listening to?
Kid B: Deathconsciousness
Kid A: Damn, bro...
by localized3 May 5, 2023
mugGet the Deathconsciousness mug.

Decafalon

The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
Man my new health food store suggested I do a decafalon! They must be NuTs!
by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004
mugGet the Decafalon mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email