deathmonkey

A nebulous term for anything so bizarre, so brain-imploding insane it defies all description or categorization. Also a form of wrestling.

Adj: "Last night's jello orgy was so deathmonkey!"
Verb: "I totally deathmonkeyed that sonnet." "Hey baby, let's deathmonkey."
Noun: "Beware the deathmonkey."
Exclamation: "DEATHMONKEY!!!!!"

by Dusty Cioffi May 6, 2008

confusion deathmonkey

1. a delusional and fictitious creature that enjoys playing with explosives and wandering around aimlessly in a hallucinogenic state.

2. a popular podcast recorded and produced in Kansas City, MO, by three guys who have a lot of free time and a lot to scream at each other about.

I used to listen to the morning radio show on the way to work, but now I listen to Confusion DeathMonkey radio.

by wbcjshi February 3, 2010

deangmonkey

Subspecies of half Deandre (Nigga) and half monkey typically trying to fuck thicker white bitches and occasionally the darker ones as well, often known for its NNS (nasty nigga smell) and it’s inability to brush it’s teeth.

Location: Third world countries

Size:Big monkey

PP size: Medium banana

Color:Dark black

That nigga climbing a coconut tree he’s being a deangmonkey

by Harvard zoologist December 26, 2022

sonic death monkey

a monkey that is similar to sonic the headhog but 10 times better.

Girl: Hey, have you bought the new sonic game?
Guy: NO, sonic is overrated. Sonic death monkey could totally take sonic in a fight.

by littlemermaid rocks December 14, 2009

death monkey

Being extremely hungover after a New Years party at your boyfriends involving an alcoholic liquid called Absinthe.

Hey Spencer, I feel like a death monkey.

by chickenfcuk January 2, 2012