dave chappelle 

funniest man alive. genius.

do you do drugs. uhh..define drugs. medicine? no. crack? of course not. marijuana? YEAH! YEAH YEAH YEAH! Nick Cannon's hillarious daddy! shut the fuck up son!

dave chappelle by m March 25, 2004

dave chappelle 

To keep it simple... The Shit

He just fuckin is alright.

dave chappelle by Logan24 August 3, 2005

dave chappelle 

greatest comedian on earth, with such skits as "a moment in the life of little john" , "blind white suprimisist" , and " the niggar family"
appears on his show Chappelle's Show at 10:30 wednesdays, on comedy central. extremely funny man

"huuhhh!? DAVID CHAPPELLE????" said lucy. "thats right bitch. honk hoooonk"
-dave chappelle: killing me softly

dave chappelle by brad, MI March 31, 2004

Dave Chappelle 

The funniest man on Comedy Central. He's the greatest thing to hapen to them.

Dave Chappelle:He's The best. Why? Cause he does his shit straight street son, banging bitches with no rubbers and stabbing niggas with butter knives.

Dave Chappelle by some random guy69 July 16, 2006

Dave Chappelle 

He's funny, but people repeat stuff like "I'm Rick James bitch" and "WHAT? OK! YEAH!" way too fucking much.

Asshole #1: I'm Rick James bitch!
Asshole #2: WHAT?! OK!
Asshole #1 and #2: LOL wanna have butt sex?

Dave Chappelle by Peter G October 10, 2004

dave chappelle 

A lesser known comedian until the breakout of his new show. Seriously, I knew Chappelle was funny even before that.

Go rent the movie Screwed to see Chappelle way before he got a show.

dave chappelle by Mr. Nice Guy May 13, 2005

Dave Chappelle 

funny comedian who has his own show on comedy central

There's a new joke going around. What did the five fingers say to the face?-SLAP!

Dave Chappelle by jamescox March 14, 2004