dave chappelle

funniest man alive. genius.

do you do drugs. uhh..define drugs. medicine? no. crack? of course not. marijuana? YEAH! YEAH YEAH YEAH! Nick Cannon's hillarious daddy! shut the fuck up son!

by m March 25, 2004

dave chappelle

To keep it simple... The Shit

He just fuckin is alright.

by Logan24 August 3, 2005

dave chappelle

greatest comedian on earth, with such skits as "a moment in the life of little john" , "blind white suprimisist" , and " the niggar family"
appears on his show Chappelle's Show at 10:30 wednesdays, on comedy central. extremely funny man

"huuhhh!? DAVID CHAPPELLE????" said lucy. "thats right bitch. honk hoooonk"
-dave chappelle: killing me softly

by brad, MI March 31, 2004

Dave Chappelle

The funniest man on Comedy Central. He's the greatest thing to hapen to them.

Dave Chappelle:He's The best. Why? Cause he does his shit straight street son, banging bitches with no rubbers and stabbing niggas with butter knives.

by some random guy69 July 16, 2006

Dave Chappelle

He's funny, but people repeat stuff like "I'm Rick James bitch" and "WHAT? OK! YEAH!" way too fucking much.

Asshole #1: I'm Rick James bitch!
Asshole #2: WHAT?! OK!
Asshole #1 and #2: LOL wanna have butt sex?

by Peter G October 10, 2004

dave chappelle

A lesser known comedian until the breakout of his new show. Seriously, I knew Chappelle was funny even before that.

Go rent the movie Screwed to see Chappelle way before he got a show.

by Mr. Nice Guy May 13, 2005

Dave Chappelle

funny comedian who has his own show on comedy central

There's a new joke going around. What did the five fingers say to the face?-SLAP!

by jamescox March 14, 2004