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Sloppy Dallas

When someone gets a blowjob but the one sucking dick has a mouth full of dip
Britney is going to give me a sloppy Dallas later
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dallana

Someone who is fearless never gives up even when the times are rough. A friend who will always be there to hold you up even when they are crumbling themselves but will never show it. She is selfless , kindhearted , and is genuine with her emotions
Dallana is always there for me when no one else is.
by Jaebum January 29, 2020
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sloppy dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip
Gaven gave me a Sloppy Dallas. It was very Poggers
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dallased

Dallased is another word for fucked. It is used on 1d stan twitter to reference Larry Stylinson in Dallas in 2012, when they were both seen very flustered and sweaty during a press conference.
Just got dallased again.
by louisharrylarry28 October 25, 2020
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Sloppy Dallas

A blowjob with a mouthful of dip
“Gaven gave Brendan a Sloppy Dallas yesterday. It was epic.”
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Dallan's law

Dallan's law is an epigram that is typically stated as: "If angle looks like 90 degrees, then it is 90 degrees."

The law is often followed by mistake in math where someone assumes that an angle in a triangle is 90 degrees so they can use rules that only can be applied to right triangles.

"90 degrees" can sometimes be a metaphor for something else e.g., "If someone sees a car as red, then it is red". This means that a thing can be perceived as something else even though it is obvious that it only can be one thing. A washing machine can therefore be perceived as a rocket launcher if that person is stupid enough.
Example 1:

David: Why do I get the wrong answer when I use the Pythagorean theorem?

Teacher: Beacause it does not contain a right triangle. You probably utilized Dallan's law.

Example 2:

David: What a nice avocado you got there!

Åsa: Thanks David, but that's a potato. I guess you're right though according to Dallan's law.
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Dallon Weekes

Little 6'4'' cutie with beautiful deep blue eyes. World's okayest bassist. Member of Dr Pepper cult. Probably, the best partner for Ryan Ross.
Fans: @DallonWeekes hey dad how was your day?
Dallon Weekes: I'm not your dad.
by panicisnotonfire August 10, 2015
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