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curfuckle

sex after curfew, fucking when you aren't supposed to be out or up
1) girl: last night after my parents were asleep i snuck him in
friend: did you guys curfuckle?
girl: yes, best sex of my life

2) boy: my parents were sooo pissed.
friend: why? weren't you on a date last night?
boy: yeah, exactly. we were out sooo late. we definitely curfuckled.
friend: get suummm
by horny unicorn April 7, 2011
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cumfuck

1. a woman who just recieved anal intercourse and a licks the seminal residue off her partner's penis.
2. a man who has just recieved an ejacualtion upon him.
3. to consume a vat of seminal fluid.
4. a person who has been beaten to a pulp, bleeding from all orfaces, therefore appearing slimy like seminal fluid.
Veronica is a cumfuck due to the fact that she enjoys swallowing large amounts of cum.
by F. Harris September 19, 2006
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Curfuckis

Cur-Fuck-Iss

1. When you are in the midst of an all out fucking mess.
2. The only other logical word to use for confusion and mayhem.
3. When have a problem and you are stuck without a identifiable solution.
1. What a curfuckis.

2. What's all this curfuckis about!?

3. Well...we sure seem to be in a curfuckis..
by Curfuckingess February 14, 2012
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Cumfucker

Similar to a motherfucker. But a specific type of motherfucker who is a despicable and dirty-minded.

It can mean precisely as it sounds, one who has sex with cum, but it was originally meant as "one who has sex with with there own or others cum”

It is most of the time used without meaning, just to be said in a sentence, it can mean absolutely nothing and absolutely everything its meant to at the same time. Just describes a really shitty person.
Nick is such a cumfucker”
“All these guys are dirty-minded cumfucker”
by anger gurl May 21, 2018
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Curfuckle

Joe: What happened last night?
Bob: I heard there was a curfuckle between keith and the bartender!!!
by BLAAA!!! I am a unicorn. November 16, 2011
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Curfuckled

When you're very confused about something that makes you question if you're an idiot or not.
After reading that text message I got so curfuckled that I started to question myself.
by CaliBoy18 July 11, 2020
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cumfucked

thoroughly confused; cannot comprehend the situation at hand; incomprehensible; taken by surprise
Donald Trump is seen with an old fugly lady, everyone is cumfucked.
by The CobbMaster May 16, 2015
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