cunty brown dock

A Cunty Brown Dock is a rare sight even on hardcore scat movies. It involves a man or woman expelling a turd from his/her anus into the vagina of a receiving participant lady. Brown Docking is a more hygenic sexual practise and more commonly observed in scat movies. The Cunty Brown Dock is less favoured owing to the extreme hygienic implications. A turd being a bacterial mass of shit which can be the route cause of infection and disease.
Female scat porn stars receive as much as U.S.$5000 for allowing a turd to be passed directly into (their) vagina.

Sandra who was working as a scat porn star in Las Vegas, was deeply in debt to drug dealers, so she decided that evening to take a Cunty Brown Dock. She realised the risks, but had bought a large vaginal douche for use afterwards to wash out the steaming shit from her vagina.

by Clinton Sounds April 6, 2005

Cuntry muffin

Pussy from the country

I got some of her cuntry muffin last night b.

by K weezy May 27, 2006

CuntyWhore

1. A vile and mean slut, with little redemptive qualities.
2. The person everyone loves to hate.
3. A domineering and mean old bag who can be promiscious yet uses the promiscurity as a means of control, and making everyone else miserable.

As can be shortened to CW.

"That CW, Chelsea called while she was making out with my boyfriend just so she can rub it in what I was missing. What a CuntyWhore!"

by michelle77 September 28, 2006

Cunty McNasty

An absolute uberbitch. Usually a bitter woman approaching middle age that is angry because she has never had a good orgasm. Or she is bitter because she was unknowingly recorded having anal sex with the hired help. Yeah, that chick. Can sometimes be a college age girl who believes she is hotter than the sun and therefore the world should kiss her ass.

That chick is such a Cunty McNasty, who gave her a swirly while taking her from behind?

by Charlie Cakes April 17, 2008

Cuntyfuck

1) An exclamation of annoyance

2) An insult

1) "Oh cuntyfuck, I appear to have forgotten my car-keys!"

2) "David Beckham is a total cuntyfuck."

by lesbianlemonpuffwoof April 23, 2009

cunty speedy men

if you have a friend called jim and your name is mazdak cunty speedy men will run and float while beating the shit out of old disabled women

holy shit cunty speedy men

by shittymale June 2, 2018

saint cunty mcfuckoff

The patron saint of miserable old men. These people are usually at their least approachable on Monday mornings and Friday lunchtimes. If you were to try and engage them in conversation, you are likely to be told to "Fuck Off Cunty".

Welcome to the company - just one thing, see Steve over there - he has the patience of a Saint - Saint Cunty McFuckoff. Only talk to him between Monday afternoon and Friday morning.

by Tube Alloys September 8, 2017