cuntiluphagus

A man or an unordinarilly ugly women who constantly has a penis inside their mouth, that impedes and or obstructs speach and vocal patterns.
Plural: cuntiluphaguss
(cun till ufaguses)

Gary "The Muff" Diver

Sentence:

Why is Gary Diver such a cuntiluphagus?

Hey Mother Fucker quit being such a cuntiluphagus!

Yo fool you mama a cuntiluphagus!

Please son don't tell me your a hermaphroditic cuntiluphagus!

by Little Nipple Inc. /University of Regina/ pat. pending April 5, 2005

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cuntfished

Being scammed online by a straight man pretending to be a woman, mostly with the intent of pulling nudes from other women.

Mandy turned out to be a dude. He cuntfished me.

by fknMel December 9, 2016

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Cuntlashed

A term which means being twice as pissed as 'shitfaced'; on account of the words being used having more extreme connotations. A term to be used sparingly around the females.

Completely pissed. Wasted. Out of it. Spangled. Ruddled.

Little billy was cuntlashed after he drunk a litre of cheap vodka in the park.

'Are you gonna drink all 3 of those jugs of TVR and be the cuntlashed twat who has to be walked home?'

by PJ_Bukem w/G dog September 1, 2006

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cuntfused

guys confused about women in general. having trouble which girl to choose, relationship-wise.

"I don't know which girl I should choose. I'm so cuntfused!"

by daisy21 December 8, 2007

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cuntsushi

A. When cunt is so torn up that it's like a floppy fish in your hands.

B. When a vagina is so fuckin smelly, that small fish markets pop up around it.

Dude, i tore that shit up, then i ate her nasty cuntsushi! Yum!
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Dude, don't make me sniff that cuntsushi.

by Smooth J. December 3, 2007

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