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cuntnigger

A word used often by Jacob Davey and George in Latin at Warwick School.
it is generally aimed at someone hated.
and it is atop of the most insulting insults.
eg.
Jacob: how do i translate this i just don't frigging get it
George: lawl, mai god can yu not see it's as easy as pai you cuntnigger?!!1111
by George Askwith May 6, 2008
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Cuntmongery

A piece of silverware (or similar) often a piercing, used to garnish the female pleasure palace to make it look more appetizing.
She had a rough old snatch, but the shiny cuntmongery she was wearing made it look less like a torn piece of liver
by cheffykins August 7, 2010
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cuntilinger

Performing oral sex or fingering a woman's vagina while you recover from an orgasm.
Buying time waiting to get an erection again while licking, sucking or fingering your partner's pussy.
"I came so quick I had to cuntilinger 20 minutes until I got my boner back."
"I licked and fingered her pussy so long my finger got wrinkled!" (Cuntilinger finger)
by Licknfingergood January 19, 2014
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cuntfiguration

noun

1. The fuckability or condition of a persons vagina; the relative disposition or arrangement of the parts or elements of muscular tube that runs from the vulva — which refers to the external female genitalia, including the labia and clitoris — to the cervix and shit.

2. External form of poone, as resulting from conditioning, treatments, appliques, etc.; conformation of dry, wet, shaggy, pimply, diseased, edible, inedible, so on and so forth.

3. documentation in support of the various conditions of the the external female genitalia in support of describing the state of the apparatus generally, and specifically how to maintain a desired environment.

Note: unrelated but of interest, the #juicy poone, is anathema to proper cuntfiguration.
Excerpted from the "Cunnilation Cuntfiguration Cookbook: "

"Surely everybody has tried cunnillation or attempted to cunnillate a person who comes out dry and flat. It's disappointing. Moisten those cakes, creases, and folds with simple syrup. Moisten those with maple syrup.

Moisten those cakes with spiced rum butter. Motherfuckin' molasses and shit works too., Get that mo fo wet, wid yo tried and true cuntfiguration, bitch.

Sure we've all heard the concern that depending on the type of cake, pooter pie, vulva, or vagina, using simple syrup can result in an overly moist or dense experience. If you apply the proper cuntfiguration before hand you will be cunnilating like a mother fucking machine all night long. The best way to prevent a soppingly moist, or an arid, barren or unproductive poone, is to only use syrup in moderation and to wait until the cunt has cooled completely before using the your syrup. Once you see how this can transform your vaginas, we know you'll be using this little cuntfiguration trick again and again."
by klawrawkz April 11, 2019
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Cumfingers

The result of masturbating in your hand.
I had cumfingers after that wank’ said Ronnie
by AstrayMind98 May 9, 2020
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Cuntfingeration

Basically just a fancy term for women's masturbation
I was gonna study my geometry but I ended up doing
Cuntfingeration on my "pi" instead!
by 4realazitgits April 9, 2021
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Cuntdigger

One who mooches off a woman for money.
That Cuntdigger has asked me for money 4 times this week.
by Pixiefart June 11, 2018
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