cuntfag

a nice way of addressing new friends

Your a cuntfag.

by finallyanunusedname July 11, 2011

cuntatron

Someone who regularly displays characteristics of cuntish behavior.

"he always acts like a cunt!"
"Aye, he is such a cuntatron"

by bob geldoff August 4, 2004

Cuntface Bitch Whore

The biggest bitch on the plannet. is a boyfriend stealer, a backstabber, usually fat or flat with a huge ugly nose and face.

"Ew look at Lindsey Navarhoe"
"What a cuntface Bitch whore!"
"I KNOW!"

by fiftyone52 November 20, 2009

Cuntface

a complete asshole. so much of a fucker that he/she doesn't belong in this planet. See shitfucker.

Kim Jong Il is a cuntface.

by KRHimself December 15, 2003

cuntdate

update from a cunty person.

exasperated, Larry hung up the phone and groaned. his roommate, Karl, asked him what was wrong. "what's up bro?"

"Ugh, I just got a cuntdate from Cindy. she's been fucking Barry so we broke up."

by Uncle Joosie August 31, 2018

Cuntfaced

A jockular, uniquely masculine state of mind induced by binging on alcoholic drinks in a patriarchal social environment, resulting in extremely aggressive behaviour towards both people and objects.

U wot?? U fackin' cunt!! I'm fackin' cuntfaced tonite I fackin' tell thee, u cunt!! Now get the fackin' beers in!!

Gentleman:
Ra ra ra... absolutely... oh and Darling, could you tell Lady Beldeviere I can't make dinner at the estate tonight? I'm getting cuntfaced with the chaps from the Country Club, don't you know what-what.
Lady:
Sweetheart, I don't quite understand that appalling term...
Gentleman:
Just run along now dear.

by TysonCBeckford May 16, 2006

Cuntwater

1) Douche.
2) That which exhibits properties of douche or has douchelike tendencies.

Nice one cuntwater, try not to kill yourself next time.

by MuleyHimself April 18, 2008