cuntastrophe

when good pussy goes bad

did you see jenny last night. what a cuntastrophe

by louflo July 11, 2010

cuntashae

A cuntashae is a woman who acts posh and rich to disguise for her nasty vagina hidden underneath her disposable underwear.

ron: that lady who just walked into hugo boss stunk off fish.
harry: she must be quite the cuntashae!

by ken912 June 30, 2009

cuntash

a multi-functional word similar to "GOLDEN" or "MONEY" representing good or positive items/circumstances..of couse depending on the particular context.

1.dam that honey is cuntash!
2.Did ya score the cuntash buds???
3.All my teams covered the spread! cutash ! I 'm goig to make it rain tonight!!!!

by pac man jones October 29, 2007

Cuntaholics Anonymous

a fabricated support group for women who just can't control themselves and constantly act like cunts.

"wow your a real cunt, maybe you should attend a cuntaholics anonymous meeting"

by bitchy mcgoo November 4, 2007

Cuntaphobia

The fear or dislike of vaginas.

Shelly: So, have you and Raj done the dirty yet?
Kelly: No!
Shelly: Why not?
Kelly: He suffers from Cuntaphobia.

by F Meister May 15, 2006

cuntaholic

A person who is absolutely addicted to pussy and basically lives to get the next fuck. A serious medical condition and sufferers can get group support and therapy from Cuntaholics Anonymous.

Dude: "It is 78 minutes since my last fuck. I am a cuntaholic and I need help."
Therapist: "Thank you Dude, you have taken the first step to recovery."

by Wizards Sleeve September 5, 2006

Cuntastrophe

When you go down on your girlfriend and you taste the sperm of another guy, i.e. your best friend gave her a pussy drip.

"Matt, so I went down on Jody, and it tasted like you, any idea what's up??"

"I had too much sperm and she was holding some for me, sorry."

"Ugh...what a cuntastrophe!"

by marc nofler January 2, 2007