cumquat

a small 3rd century BC ceramic urn for collecting camel jism

"Ahmed had no clean glasses so he served the pharaoh wine in a cumquat"

by Osama Bin Fartin April 28, 2003

Cumquat

dickhead,dumbass,basically an ignorant person

Stop being a cumquat.

by *Jess* February 28, 2005

cumquat

cumquat is term used by amateur riddim producers to describe a (wipe) track as "cum worthy"

"Hey, bro, this track is so cumquat, I nutted the bed"
"yeah dude it is cumquat"

by bassfreakofficial May 20, 2020

cumquat

The act of a woman squeezing semen out of her vagina and onto a towel after intercourse

"To avoid dripping after sex, my girlfriend will cumquat."

by Char H January 10, 2006

Cumquat

To blow your load while doing squats

"man today at the gym i cumquatted everywhere!!!"

by thankmelater January 20, 2013

Cumquat

a group of three or more crazy ass people

I want to be in the cumquats

by ggbngf May 13, 2005

Cumquat

someone who likes it in, or around their mouth.. basically Derek Dodge... if your anything like him you might be a cumquat.. oh small balls!!

jamie-" Kathleen"
kathleen- "yes jamie?"
jamie- "Did you hook up with that guy derek?!..."
kathleen- "No he was sucha CUMQUAT!"

by jamienicoleorr August 7, 2011