mega cumsplosion

A thing that happens when you have an erect penis. They can be small or fucking huge. When I say huge I mean 15 gallons of hot juicy semen. Enough to fill up a bathtub.

Holy shit! That was a mega cumsplosion!, ugh, no don- *gasps for air*, dont pull out, I like your sweet sticky hot juicy spicy tangy cum.

by pepisman June 24, 2021

Gentleman's completion

For a man to bring himself to an an honourable and satisfying climax through masturbation.

Sit back, relax, and bring yourself to a Gentleman's Completion

"Bloody hell, have you seen those pics of Jessica Simpson? I had to go home in a rush..."
"How was it?"
"Gentleman's completion..."

by Patrick Antonis September 29, 2006

Cumplosion

When a male ejaculates and it knocks the people surrounding him off their feet. Has been known to break limbs etc. of spectators.

AAAGH! You broke my leg when you had a cumplosion!

by Peter lololololol December 10, 2009

Nuclear cumsplosion

When you ejaculate so hard everything within a square mile is instantly impregnated.

Bill: Dude, I had the best nuclear cumsplosion last night! I've got several hundred children on the way now.

Will: That's dope, bruh.

by Wally West the stalker December 5, 2016

Cumpilation

A compilation of video clips from adult films in which each shot consists of a male ejaculating on a woman's (several woman's) face(s).

That Cumpilation was great, it had five of my favorite porn stars in it!

by CumMaster11 February 25, 2009

Cumplosion

the point of when jackulation is under no control, leading to the jaculator's seamen to be spread throught the entire premisis of his computer room

Dude, last night i had a cumplosion and killed me dog!

by 3241rlkcnt May 15, 2008

cumpletion

When a male or female attempts to reach full orgasm and succeeds.

John failed to help Morgan reach a good cumpletion in bed.

by SexyMinimalist7 November 20, 2017