Committing

Short way of saying you're killing yourself. A euphemism for suicide. Usually not in a serious context.

"If Donald Trump wins the reelection then I'm committing."

by mamiypapi January 21, 2017

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cummilingus

When one performs cunnilingus post creampie; licking pussy after creating a Twinkie.

Timmy, a earnest and short fused fellow, performed cummilingus to help his lady out.

by Willyquakes May 13, 2016

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Committing the vibe is usually what happens when u listen to music while doing that homework that is due in 15 minutes and you haven't started. You try not to stress out and because you are the procrastinating fuck you are, you get lost in the music instead of doing your actual work.

mom: Son you better be doing your homework and don't you dare start committing the vibe or I will have your father beat your ass
me: Either I can listen or, woah I love this song

by ThisKidThatPostedThis March 10, 2021

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Committing a sir Mitchell

The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer

(Whilst at a therapy support group)

Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was because I used to enjoy Committing a sir Mitchell act

by Timmy mcsploodge December 18, 2021

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