Confucked 

When you are equally confused as fucked

Noah: dude I’m so confucked. I wasn’t listening in class and know I can’t write the essay due tomorrow

Confucked by Nmallard17 May 17, 2020

cumfaced

To be sprayed in the face with seminal fluid by an ejaculating male.

She moved back during the blowjob because she didn't want it in her mouth. But she didn't go fast enough so she was all cumfaced.

cumfaced by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

cumlocked 

When a girl lets cum dry up in her vagina causing the inner wall to stick together.

Hey sista I got gangbanged last night and now I'm all cumlocked!

or

No we can't fuck tonight cause I didn't shower since the last time and I'm cumlocked.

or

Fuck no! That bitch's cumlocked on both sides!

cumlocked by dayman_nightman August 26, 2013

Confucked 

To be confused beyond all help.

Guy 1: Did you get #12 on the Trigonometry test?
Guy 2: No dude, I was totally confucked!

Confucked by Imanasaur January 17, 2011

cumfused 

The feeling a guy gets when his woman crys after she cums hard

I fucked her so good but I was "cumfused" when she started crying after she came.

cumfused by Sig Englander July 6, 2006

cumfused 

Feeling disoriented, light-headed, and generally stupid after having an orgasm.

I was so cumfused when I got up that I walked into a wall.

cumfused by thelivingbarbie January 9, 2009

cumfuckshitcunt 

An exclamation of displeasure for the more discerning cusser.

Guy 1: Cumfuckshitcunt

Guy 2: What is it, bro?

Guy 1: She didn't accept my friend request!

cumfuckshitcunt by Istartagain January 3, 2014