Crysexual

cry·sex·u·al   crhy-sek-shoo-uhl

–noun
A person (or group of people) who cry during sex or masturbation.

Roxy: I don't know what happened, I was in the middle of a solo session when the tears started.

Len: That's because you're a Crysexual mate. It's just the way you are.

by P.P.FLO March 8, 2010

CryBecky

Glen Beck the face of the corporate propaganda machine for the FoxTard Nation.
The act of fake crying to prove your Anti-American Worker stance is good for working Americans, when in fact everyone knows it only benefits fascist corporations and their evil leaders.

The Retardican Party just shipped millions of jobs overseas and CryBecky is hailing it the best thing for the American Economy and working man ever, as he forces some fascist tears to fall while thinking of how much his corporate sponsors will pay him now to get the Retardicans to buy this load of shit.

by RetardicanFodder December 1, 2010

E's a nice man... GIVVIM CAYKE

A sentence used to express approval of a particular person, most commonly a man. The sentence originated from the practice of the giving of cake as a reward for good service, traditionally in reference to a waiter in a restaurant. The sentence emerged as an EXACT, unexaggerated, direct quotation, and soon developed into essential urban lingo as it hit the proverbial 'streetz'.

'That man was soooo cool! I really liked him.'

'So what you're trying to say is...'

'E's a nice man... GIVVIM CAYKE!'

by H-Unit January 3, 2008

Crikey

An Australian exclamation of surprise or bewilderment. Interchangeable with words such as "Blimey" or "Struth". Made famous by our champion crocodile hugger, Steve Erwin.

"Crikey! What was that!"

by Aussie Downunder May 2, 2003

Crokered

To get so sideways inebriated you could be confused for someone who has a stroke in their broccas region, because you're completely incoherent.

Getting so crokered on the weekend it'll make the 97 knights mad Monday look like a nuns trip to the Vatican.

by Pongaforpm May 12, 2018

Oh My Crikey

A word of exclamation used when something is found very suprising or shocking. Can help to put a more jovial element to sticky, arkward or depressing situations

Person A - Did you hear that so and so is going out wiv...?
Person B - Oh my crikey!!

or

*loud bang!*

person C - OH MY CRIKEY!!!

by Jemzi March 20, 2008

cryeye

Colloquial rendering of "Christ" used in exclamation to avoid blasphemy, in the manner of cripes, criminy, gee, jeez, etc.

That bagel is rancid, for cry eye!
I've been decapitated, fer cry-eye!
For cryeye, shut up already!

by The Risparew Cowboy January 8, 2008