The sexual act of ripping your own penis off, or if it was ripped off beforehand, and (with power and effort) inserting it into your anus until it is lodged in completely and cannot be removed.
Dude, sorry if I am sitting funny I totally crunkle dorfened last night and I haven't taken a shit yet so it's still in my ass.
Fuck bro! I crunkle dorfened like a week ago and now all of my shit was building up in my ass and I totally had a volcano eruptanus this morning!
Fuck bro! I crunkle dorfened like a week ago and now all of my shit was building up in my ass and I totally had a volcano eruptanus this morning!
by CreatorAnym December 3, 2018
"Bro, did you see all of those crunkle toms in that Unicorns Killed My Girlfriend video?"
"I sure did, man. What a bunch of race traitors."
"I sure did, man. What a bunch of race traitors."
by Hippie Crusher 666 March 22, 2017
Something that is so badly wrinkled that it is beyond crinkled, creased or crumpled that it's a combination of all three
by CrawfordMurphyMagic March 20, 2022
The dipping of sweaty wet balls, in another mans gaping ass hole. This is done repeatedly, so It makes a sloshing wet slurping noise.
Hey Mat, yesterday I gave Tod a Crunkle Dunk, his asshole is still sopping wet from my sweaty balls.
by Strikegold August 24, 2021
Me: “Seb you’re a crunkle knunkle!!”
Seb (raising a cudgel above his head): “Don’t talk shit you pasty white fucker!! I’ll kill you and your whole redneck family!!”
Seb (raising a cudgel above his head): “Don’t talk shit you pasty white fucker!! I’ll kill you and your whole redneck family!!”
by Darood McSansterm June 6, 2018
by Cardi P September 10, 2018
A strange or obscure sound that creates a crackling and crunchy noise like the sound of my Kia Soul being crushed by a tractor.
by /v/-tan September 25, 2022