by Jude Love October 24, 2017
Get the Cudgel mug.A long, skinny penis that is far longer than it is wide. Known to be as thin as a number 2 pencil, and on average the thickness of a thumb. Essentially the opposite of a chode (Penis that is wider than it is long).
Because peter had a cudgel, he had to pull down his pants and unravel it like a fruit by the foot in order to go to the bathroom.
by Levator Palpebrae Superioris October 19, 2009
Get the Cudgel mug.A open palmed slap to the female genitals.
The male version of this slap is the ball tag. Typically has to be called before the act so that it is fair game.
The male version of this slap is the ball tag. Typically has to be called before the act so that it is fair game.
by Dick McFeely February 24, 2005
Get the cooter cudgel mug.A stout, oblong, wooden cudgel approximately 12 inches in length used by the Irish mob as an interrogation aid. The subject is often bent over a bar with their pants down, while said object is placed firmly against the rectum for "leverage". The further implied uses of the probe are clear.
Ya' feel that there Tommy boy? Ya knows what that is, now don't ya'. Right you are lad, it's me old ass cudgel. Now I'll only be asking ya' this one time boyo....
by The_Judgel December 22, 2010
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Get the flesh cudgel mug.by DJ Trainwreck February 28, 2017
Get the Trump's Cudgel mug.The act of cuddling, while almost fully aroused, where both partners are synchronized and ready for the cuddle to accelerate to the next level.
He bit her ear while cudgeling with her from behind and she pressed her ass against him, as if to say "Yes. Now. I want you."
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