by Jude Love October 24, 2017
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Because peter had a cudgel, he had to pull down his pants and unravel it like a fruit by the foot in order to go to the bathroom.
by Levator Palpebrae Superioris October 19, 2009
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by Slayerer June 3, 2017
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1. Any short, heavy stick suitable as a weapon; a club
2. A verbal tactic used to silence someone
As a verb:
1. To hit something or someone, as with a cudgel
2. To make somebody shut up with a shocking, confusing or intimidating remark
1. Any short, heavy stick suitable as a weapon; a club
2. A verbal tactic used to silence someone
As a verb:
1. To hit something or someone, as with a cudgel
2. To make somebody shut up with a shocking, confusing or intimidating remark
"That manipulative asshole uses my sexual history as a cudgel when I catch him flirting with other women!"
"We know the church has used accusations of witchcraft in the past to cudgel criticism."
"Boy, if you don't put your phone away at the dinner table I will cudgel you with it!"
"We know the church has used accusations of witchcraft in the past to cudgel criticism."
"Boy, if you don't put your phone away at the dinner table I will cudgel you with it!"
by Amoggus August 13, 2024
Get the Cudgel mug.As a noun:
1. Any short, heavy stick suitable as a weapon; a club
2. A verbal tactic used to silence someone
As a verb:
1. To hit something or someone, as with a cudgel
2. To make somebody shut up with a shocking, confusing or intimidating remark
1. Any short, heavy stick suitable as a weapon; a club
2. A verbal tactic used to silence someone
As a verb:
1. To hit something or someone, as with a cudgel
2. To make somebody shut up with a shocking, confusing or intimidating remark
"That manipulative asshole uses my sexual history as a cudgel when I catch him flirting with other women!"
"We know the church has used the accusation of witchcraft to cudgel criticism in the past."
"Boy, if you don't put your phone away at the dinner table I will cudgel you with it!"
"We know the church has used the accusation of witchcraft to cudgel criticism in the past."
"Boy, if you don't put your phone away at the dinner table I will cudgel you with it!"
by Amoggus August 13, 2024
Get the Cudgel mug.The act of cuddling, while almost fully aroused, where both partners are synchronized and ready for the cuddle to accelerate to the next level.
He bit her ear while cudgeling with her from behind and she pressed her ass against him, as if to say "Yes. Now. I want you."
by Hmmmwhoisthis July 1, 2024
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