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Cudgel

Literal Definition: "A short, thick stick used as a weapon"

So basically any dude with a huge truck.
Girl 1: "How was it??"
Girl 2: "Meh, his dick was a cudgel."

"That douche bag is a major cudgel."
by Jude Love October 24, 2017
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Cudgel

A long, skinny penis that is far longer than it is wide. Known to be as thin as a number 2 pencil, and on average the thickness of a thumb. Essentially the opposite of a chode (Penis that is wider than it is long).
Because peter had a cudgel, he had to pull down his pants and unravel it like a fruit by the foot in order to go to the bathroom.
by Levator Palpebrae Superioris October 19, 2009
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When you are having a loving cuddle with a seal.
"I got into bed with the seal and had a cudgel"
by Slayerer June 3, 2017
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Cudgel

As a noun:
1. Any short, heavy stick suitable as a weapon; a club
2. A verbal tactic used to silence someone

As a verb:
1. To hit something or someone, as with a cudgel
2. To make somebody shut up with a shocking, confusing or intimidating remark
"That manipulative asshole uses my sexual history as a cudgel when I catch him flirting with other women!"

"We know the church has used accusations of witchcraft in the past to cudgel criticism."

"Boy, if you don't put your phone away at the dinner table I will cudgel you with it!"
by Amoggus August 13, 2024
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Cudgel

As a noun:
1. Any short, heavy stick suitable as a weapon; a club
2. A verbal tactic used to silence someone

As a verb:
1. To hit something or someone, as with a cudgel
2. To make somebody shut up with a shocking, confusing or intimidating remark
"That manipulative asshole uses my sexual history as a cudgel when I catch him flirting with other women!"

"We know the church has used the accusation of witchcraft to cudgel criticism in the past."

"Boy, if you don't put your phone away at the dinner table I will cudgel you with it!"
by Amoggus August 13, 2024
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The act of cuddling, while almost fully aroused, where both partners are synchronized and ready for the cuddle to accelerate to the next level.
He bit her ear while cudgeling with her from behind and she pressed her ass against him, as if to say "Yes. Now. I want you."
by Hmmmwhoisthis July 1, 2024
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Someone who isn't the brightest.
"He's a bit of a cudgel, but friendly"
by Subway-Mariner April 9, 2024
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