crumpet

A word you call a white person instead of cracker

I was beat up by a gang of crumpets

by stevie April 4, 2004

crumpet

a prostitute, used in the movie 'dumb and dumber'--

harry says: "would you like some tea and crumpets??"
"man that chick is a nasty crumpet she's not worth the 50 cents that she charges"

by holly November 22, 2004

crumpet

Snotty British exchange student(s).

Byron thinks he can use his British accent to get women, what a fuckin' crumpet.

by Anonymous September 5, 2003

crumpet

A person of African descent. (A black person).

"Crumpets love the purple drank."

by Schwamp September 7, 2007

Crumpeting

A British public school tradition generally practised by the upper classes, in which a crumpet is super-heated, covered in butter, and thrust between the buttocks of a chosen schoolboy. Often used as an initiation ritual. The crumpetee is expected to clench the hot crumpet between their buttocks as the butter runs down their backside, burning them. Should they allow the crumpet to fall, a greater punishment is often chosen.

This tradition is also practised among young gentleman's dining clubs and junior commissioned ranks of the military.

"I say, old boy! If Jenkins is to join this dining club, I expect him to tolerate a jolly harsh crumpeting!"

by Gizchern May 14, 2009

crumpets

a delicous british delicacy that braden has yet to try

my god fergus these crumpets are magnificent

by newcastleunited#1 January 2, 2010

Crumpets

1) a biscuitty thingy peoples eat in England.
2) an STD similar to crabs, but like, different.

1) I will eat your soul for brunch with tea and crumpets!
2) Holy hell, that whore gave me crumpets!

by moony November 18, 2003