Crotchie

A selfie that is taken directly of the crotch.

He asked for a picture, so I totes sent him a crotchie!

by Mojon Cerote October 22, 2017

CrotchTime

The act of using your iPhone 4 to video chat showing live streaming of your genitals.

While traveling with my new iPhone 4 I was able to set up some crotchtime with the wife and her iPhone 4, good thing I remembered to shave this morning.

by Today in iOS podcast June 10, 2010

crotchface

one whose face was just in or looks as if it was in a crotch. more specifically, one who has just given head.

"You're such a crotchface, Lindsay!"

by twoOHhoe December 13, 2007

Crotchfiend

A word use to describe somebody with whorish tendencies, usually used in jest.

John: I'm totally thinking of asking Wendy out.
Mark: You shouldn't do that, Wendy is a total crotchfiend

by herpderp666 September 26, 2012

crotchicre

N; One who initiates the massacre of crotches.

V; The massacre of crotches.

"You are such a crotchicre, ya creeper!"
"Man, last night was like a crotchicre!"

by Syrus October 6, 2006

crotchile

Region of the sacred space of a male or female i.e. penis, testicles or vagina

Dude stop lookin at my crotchile reason. Wtf faggot!

by mckennasn May 13, 2012

critchfriends.com

the schools full of wonderful people such as Harry Fishtch and Mrs hyde Besties for life I recommend your child comes here . Thanks dont forget the critch

critchfriends.com is mainly about the birds and the bees

by mrs syndrome September 6, 2021