Cockpuss

A person that sucks and blows at the same time.

Jeremy is a real cockpuss.

by Morbo January 10, 2004

cock to pussy ratio

The cock to pussy ratio, or cock:pussy, is a way of measuring the amount of guys in a group versus the amount of girls.
It can then be simplified down so if there were to be a sexual adventure the amount of cocks to pussys would be clear.

Oh no, don't invite Steve, he'll bump the cock to pussy ratio to 3:9

by JimPop April 4, 2009

cock in pussy

What were you expecting? It's a cat eating a rooster.

Did you see that movie back door sluts 9 on the discovery channel? That pussy totally ate that cock.

Gotta love cock in pussy...

by Volantes stercus July 14, 2017

CrackPuss

A word to describe a female stimulating her clitoris with a crack pipe.

Jack: "Babe, where is the vibrator?"
Fiona: "The batteries ran out, we are going to have to use the crack pipe."
Jack: "let me film this- We shall call it crackpuss!"

by shapekingFU October 8, 2016

CrackPuss

Means that your a stoopid cracked out skunthole

You’re a crackpuss ms

by Trippy Starz(saucey) May 18, 2019

Crocopuss

A term of endearment for ones partner, pet or close friend. A representation of the cute duckbillness of a Platypus and the snappy, short fused Croc. Referring to someone using this term shows your appreciation for an odd looking, unpredictable yet lovable creature.

Pass the salt Crocopuss

by DizzieCroc November 23, 2021

cockpussypenis

Nigger i hate that big dumb nigger hes stealing our cotton again jayton whip his ass again if you might!!

fucking coon get back here!!

get that nigga cockpussypenis ass back here coonslave

by cockandpenisballs August 30, 2022