Updating your social networking profile with a cryptic/enigmatic statement that suggests you may be experiencing some distress.
Usually this is followed by a concerned friend publicly quizzing you as to the nature of your anguish, to which you reply " I don't want to talk about it on here!"
Usually this is followed by a concerned friend publicly quizzing you as to the nature of your anguish, to which you reply " I don't want to talk about it on here!"
Cripto Level One: " :( "
Cripto Level Two:: "Meh?"
Cripto Level Three: "Why me?"
Cripto Level Four: "Why do people treat me like this?"
Cripto Level Five: "You'll miss me when I'm gone!"
Cripto Level Two:: "Meh?"
Cripto Level Three: "Why me?"
Cripto Level Four: "Why do people treat me like this?"
Cripto Level Five: "You'll miss me when I'm gone!"
by ginga-ninja78 August 21, 2010
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Patrick: Cripzophrenia? Nigga what the fuck is a cripzophrenia.
SpongeQuan: Yeah it’s like schizophrenia, you know what I’m sayin. U must got dat shit cuz everytime you get mad u start crippin
Patrick: Cripzophrenia? Nigga what the fuck is a cripzophrenia.
SpongeQuan: Yeah it’s like schizophrenia, you know what I’m sayin. U must got dat shit cuz everytime you get mad u start crippin
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I walked in the bathroom at the party and timmy and jill were doing an ultra cripto blumpkin (getting a hummer while doing an upper deck).
by robharry April 8, 2011
Get the ultra cripto blumpkin mug.A young male who behave like an asshole to everyone especially his friends, who don't even know why they put up with his bullshit anymore.
Always thinks friends love people of the same sex, when they obviously do not.
Always thinks friends love people of the same sex, when they obviously do not.
by Jake and Steff August 4, 2009
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She was chipmonking him before they had sex.
by xxxSnappyxxx June 10, 2008
Get the chipmonking mug.1) Bad social atmosphere
2) The atmosphere created by someone who's had a poo in a nearby toilet, and the smell has filtered throughout the whole house or general area
3) An uncomfortable social atmosphere created by a person who's farted in public (usually in a small, unventilated space).
Derived from this is the measure of unit: 'crapmospheric pressure'.
2) The atmosphere created by someone who's had a poo in a nearby toilet, and the smell has filtered throughout the whole house or general area
3) An uncomfortable social atmosphere created by a person who's farted in public (usually in a small, unventilated space).
Derived from this is the measure of unit: 'crapmospheric pressure'.
1a. Bethan caused a right crapmosphere at the wedding when she called the bride by the groom's ex-girlfriend's name.
1b. You wouldn't believe the crapmosphere after I called my boyfriend by the wrong name during sex the other night.
2. Hey- don't go on the second floor- Eleri just had a huge dump and created a crapmosphere!
3. "You can't fart in the car Carly! There's no way to get away from the crapmosphere!"
1b. You wouldn't believe the crapmosphere after I called my boyfriend by the wrong name during sex the other night.
2. Hey- don't go on the second floor- Eleri just had a huge dump and created a crapmosphere!
3. "You can't fart in the car Carly! There's no way to get away from the crapmosphere!"
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