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Cripto

Updating your social networking profile with a cryptic/enigmatic statement that suggests you may be experiencing some distress.

Usually this is followed by a concerned friend publicly quizzing you as to the nature of your anguish, to which you reply " I don't want to talk about it on here!"
Cripto Level One: " :( "
Cripto Level Two:: "Meh?"
Cripto Level Three: "Why me?"
Cripto Level Four: "Why do people treat me like this?"
Cripto Level Five: "You'll miss me when I'm gone!"
by ginga-ninja78 August 21, 2010
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Cripzophrenia

A mental illness that causes a person to start crippin whenever they get mad (from SpongeQuan Ep 2)
SpongeQuan: Ay yo, I swear you got cripzophrenia bro.
Patrick: Cripzophrenia? Nigga what the fuck is a cripzophrenia.
SpongeQuan: Yeah it’s like schizophrenia, you know what I’m sayin. U must got dat shit cuz everytime you get mad u start crippin
by Dubiks February 3, 2019
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ultra cripto blumpkin

similar to a standard blumpkin, with the difference being the receiver is performing an upper deck.
I walked in the bathroom at the party and timmy and jill were doing an ultra cripto blumpkin (getting a hummer while doing an upper deck).
by robharry April 8, 2011
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Retarded Chipmonk

A young male who behave like an asshole to everyone especially his friends, who don't even know why they put up with his bullshit anymore.
Always thinks friends love people of the same sex, when they obviously do not.
Steff "Isn't Darragh a Retarded Chipmonk?''
Jake ''Yes Steff, I believe he is''
by Jake and Steff August 4, 2009
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chipmonking

to insert testicles in each cheek while inserting the penis in your throat. The result looks like a chipmonk with nuts in its cheeks.
She was chipmonking him before they had sex.
by xxxSnappyxxx June 10, 2008
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crapmosphere

1) Bad social atmosphere

2) The atmosphere created by someone who's had a poo in a nearby toilet, and the smell has filtered throughout the whole house or general area

3) An uncomfortable social atmosphere created by a person who's farted in public (usually in a small, unventilated space).

Derived from this is the measure of unit: 'crapmospheric pressure'.
1a. Bethan caused a right crapmosphere at the wedding when she called the bride by the groom's ex-girlfriend's name.
1b. You wouldn't believe the crapmosphere after I called my boyfriend by the wrong name during sex the other night.

2. Hey- don't go on the second floor- Eleri just had a huge dump and created a crapmosphere!

3. "You can't fart in the car Carly! There's no way to get away from the crapmosphere!"
by Wilibums and Beaves January 6, 2010
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Crippophobia

He was yet another politician suffering from Crippophobia and refused to speak with me or even shake my hand in case my disability was contagious.
by Scarlett.007 October 4, 2012
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