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cripology

The study of Crippin.
Yo Cuhz you up on your Cripology?
by OfficialJBremy September 22, 2016
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crimplecrumple

its a pie
Maya(me):I would like a silce of crimplecrumple plese
Gelila:Okay coming right up!
by amariismyworld April 14, 2023
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Crimpler

this is when you titty fuck a woman, jizz on her face, get her to lick it all off then make out with her while all yr jizz is still in her mouth!
Man: omg last nite i totally gave this chick a crimpler!
Friend: dude! thats awesome but gross!!!
by big shlong shit December 4, 2010
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Crimeology

The study of crime itself and more particulary how to commit one and get away with it.
The science was founded by a group of antiestablishment acdemics. They believe that law controls too much of our lives and that most crime is such victimless crime as prostitution,underaged sex,underager drinking,public sex ect. and that most criminals are really victims of society.
The main principles of crimeology are that one needs to plan a crime backwards so one won't get too emotionaly involved in it and back out.
Know everything there is to know about police science and technology and behavor. In other words to know your enemy better that they know them selves and also to study all one needs to know about forensic science.
Study the sciences of antipolice science and antipolice technology and antiforensic science for what one needs to know. All three are branches of crimeology.
Go through an "ology" list to know all about the future crime scene.For example the sociology and chemistry of drugs ect.
John is studying crimeology.
by Deep blue 2012 December 18, 2009
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Crimpler

A crimpler is the thing that crimples u
crimple
"That Crimpler Worked Hard On U This Time"
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crimpling

The act of spiining a non-retracted mechanical pencil, and accidently stabbing yourself with it, upon a bad catch.
"Dude! I totally flubbed up, and I crimped myself, ow..."
"Dude! Stop crimpling yourself..."
by Sol Surfer January 6, 2008
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crimpotent

When you rock climb for so long that you can no longer grab onto very small holds (crimps).
I have a chronically crimpotent climbing partner.
by dwt2004 June 8, 2010
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