criery

A diary or journal used mainly for crying about your day and how people treat you, because you are sad and lonely.

Dear Criery, it happened again...nobody came to my birthday party at the local public park. It was just me and the homeless people. Maybe next year?

I went home and wrote two pages in my criery at lunch today.

by Derk Ernesto June 26, 2014

crybernate

When you go and cry, alone under your covers with the lights off for a really long time.

Guy 1: Timmy got dumped by his gf.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah. Poor guy's been crybernating all day.

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Girl 1: Omg I failed my exam!
Girl 2: Who cares? Go crybernate a river...

by ChargeitUp October 8, 2016

farbon ciber

Fake carbon fiber. Often seen on ricers.

Johnny has a farbon ciber hood on his 91' Civic.

by PizzleFashizzle August 2, 2004

Crimer

A person who commits many crimes or does bad things. A crimer is generally a bad person.

Quit being such a crimer!

by anti-crimer April 25, 2009

Crider

usually cute but often a player

"That guys cute"
"Oh that's crider... a player"

by 123urban456 October 10, 2016

ugly crier

Someone who looks hideous, while they're crying

Oh my god, doris is really cute.
But shes such an ugly crier.

by Girth_Quake February 23, 2014

Chiberia

The weather in Chicago gets so cold, that it's climate can get cold like Siberia, since in Siberia it gets really hot in the summer and brutally cold in the winter.

Man, it's so cold today, It's Chiberia, not Chicago! Lake Michigan has completely frozen over!!!

by autistic nerd 1991 May 24, 2015