Cristian

Cristian is someone whois loved and has many friends, and a lot of girl friends but he is loyal to each one of them so if you ever meet one it's better if you get to know him cause he is wonderful.

"(Cristian)talks to this girl and after talking for a while the girl thinks cristian is the sweetest person to talk to".

by The most handsome kid November 24, 2016

Crustianity

Crustianity is the original name for the religion that is now known as Christianity. As they are now, the Crustianity clergy of the time were all called Ninjas. Even though the Ninjas are a very moral and loving people, some corruption began in the church. A few powerful, yet mentally deranged members of the church were caught molesting young boys. These child molesters wanted to keep this a secret to continue these disgusting acts, but the Ninja council discovered their plan and banned them from Crustianity forever. Soon after their excommunication from the noble church, these men started their own church. They used the already established stories of Jeebus Crust and Crustianity to form a new religion. They changed the holy name of Jeebus Crust to Jesus Christ and created their child molesting religion of Christianity, where the clergy could continue to molest young boys in secret.

Crustianity is just as ridiculous as your religion.

by Jeebus Crust October 13, 2007

Cristian

Cristians are known for their very oddly spelt name and are often made fun of for it. However they make up for it in many ways such as their sense of humor kindness and extremely large penis size.

Hey that "cristian" guy is a real jerk.

Yeah but his cock is really big so hes cool.

by ILOVENINJAHESLITTT July 30, 2018

Cristiano

Cristiano often refers to a really sexy guy with a monster dick and any girl would be lucky to ride that rollercoaster

Girl #1: He is super sexy I should go talk to him.

Girl #2: Good luck he looks like a Cristiano

by Crissssy August 8, 2018

Christiano Ronaldo

The male equivalent of Paris Hilton

Dude: "Shit, I forgot my hydrating cream, how does my six pack look?" *pulls up T-shirt*

Dude 2: "Man, fuck you! You're such a Christiano Ronaldo."

by jonaspepe September 30, 2009

cretino

Cretino is an Italian word for someone who is acting like an idiot, dumb or generally a person of low intelligence.

tu sei cretino!

by MagicMiguelo December 5, 2015

Cristian

Cristian
Tall, tan, handsome.
With blue/(green)* eyes which sparkle in the light.
Who not only talks too much,
but listens.
He strives for perfection & lives for it.
He is all you need him to be,
And always will be!
Talented & honest,
young & beautiful.

"Cristian is lit! :)"

by TheC_19 December 20, 2016