one-cheek sneak

A type of fart that is done while sitting, the one-cheek sneak is done by leaning to the side to let the gas excape. Very handy when sitting on a smooth, hard surface while wearing shorts, to prevent "hovercraft" sounds.

To avoid disrupting the classroom, Johnny let out a one-cheek sneak, and nobody was the wiser.

one-cheek sneak by Turnspike February 11, 2003

back cheek sneak 

n - In a sport where a goalie is involved, such as hockey, foosball, or soccer, scoring a goal by banking the shot off the back of the goalie.

Mark: I can't believe that shit went in, he just threw it at the goalie on a hope and a prayer and it went in off his ass. What a tool.

John: no dude, it was planned... the only way to score from that angle is the back cheek sneak.

back cheek sneak by The Hag April 18, 2013

Cheek busting cake muncher 

A raging homo who after finishes busting someone's cheeks, eats their feces too

Ved: Why does that guy, Delroy, always stink
ADon: Because after he has sex with a dude, he also eats munches their cake too
Ved: What a disgusting, cheek busting cake muncher
Adon: Stay away from that creep

Cheek busting cake muncher by BirkbeckPHDUM October 15, 2018

cheek block 

When one goes in for a kiss on the lips and is met with a sudden head-jerk motion by the kissee resulting in lip to cheek contact as opposed to the intended lip to lip. Usually used as a signal meaning, "I am not interested."

Whoa! Sorry, Bro, I saw you goin' for the kiss, but that bitch straight up cheek blocked you! She just wasn't feelin' it.

cheek block by Firsthand Experience July 6, 2008

Cheek Lift 

Lifting one or both cheeks while shitting to prevent the need to wipe afterwards.

Used first in 1942 in WW2 to prevent undergarment soiling on the field, the cheek lift was and still is widely used to this day.

Lt. Splathers: "Johnson! You shit in the foxhole without paper? I suppose you used your hand that you shake mine with, maggot."

Cpl. Williams: "No Sir."

Lt. Splathers: "WELL?"

Cpl. Williams: "Just a cheek lift"

Cheek Lift by JingoBellsSanduskySmells December 31, 2011

cheek retractor 

trad: a medieval medical contraption used to hold the buttocks open designed for facilitating the inspection of the patient's anus and rectum for tapeworms.

modern: a device used in the rendezvous of sexual deviants during sodomy

"get the cheek retractors, sailor"

cheek retractor by Power Team November 5, 2009

That's a cheek!

A response to cheeky/sarcastic remarks or behaviour by others. Usually used in jest.

*John looks at the F symbol on his physics paper in horror*
His friend nudges him and says, "All that hard work really paying off hey?"
John replies, "That's a cheek!"

That's a cheek! by TADPOOL October 5, 2016