Crapple

A non-alcoholic drink made from 3 quarters cranberry and 1 quarter orange juice.
You fill the glass to an average level with cranberry, then you pour the orange juice, which will ist in the cranberry.
The 'Crapple' is oven mistaken for cranberry and apple juice but it is a misnomer

Bartender: What would you like to drink?
Customer: A Crapple, please.
Bartender: A cranberry and apple juice?
Customer: No a cranberry and orange juice.

by _._._spacekid_._._ February 19, 2018

Crapple

An apple that ranges from extremely disappointing to nearly inedible , and will likely make you have digestive problems.

Person1: Hey do you want one of these Red Delicous? Person2: No thanks man, last time I had one of those crapples with my mediocre free coffee, lets just say Montezuma had his revenge.

by StongBadDad September 24, 2018

Crapple

A shot of Crown Apple with a splash of cranberry.

Ay bitch we need 3 crapples.

by breezy929 May 18, 2016

Crapples

Essentially, "crap". But exponentially cooler.

CRAPPLES. MY VOUCHER FOR THE COLLEGE BOOKSTORE HAS DISAPPEARED.

by Curtissed August 28, 2008

Crapple

Affectionate term for Apple.

John said, "I'd play that game with you, but I'm stuck on this Crapple."

by fred October 22, 2003

Crapple

Crapple. A term used to signify some Apple product as being a hunk of shite.

Leon: What phone did you get Josh?
Josh: iPhone 11 Pr-
Leon: Why did you by that peice of shit?! Crapple! You better have not bought a MacBook...
Josh: Yes I did.
Leon: Crapple fanboy...

by LBSi UK (YouTube) December 01, 2019

Crapple

The So called healthy foods that arent really healthy... Low fat oreos

Low fat Twinkies are crapple

by Bobby(thisisntmyrealname) November 01, 2010