Cranksturbate

When a man has to masturbate a little bit to get himself hard so he can have sex with a woman. He has to crank start it like an old Model T Ford.

Friend 1: "Man, you so old you probably have to cranksturbate."

Friend 2: "Nah homie, my shit works good. Ask yo mom."

by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 21, 2010

Jew Crankies

When jews become upset. Usually brought on by lack of Ben's Deli.

Jew: In g-d's name where is a good Kosher deli around here?! It's fakakta!

Goy: Dude what's up with you

Jew: Oh nothing I just have the Jew crankies

by A.J. Rolling December 9, 2012

crankenstein

someone who has smoked so much crank in his life that he looks like frankenstein only with crank pipes coming out of his neck and not bolts

crankenstein smoked a few 8 balls from his neck then took apart a car and put it all back together last night

by trevorTrexNit March 3, 2008

cranksters

An abuser of "Crank" methamphetamine.

He's a crankster.

by Filbert December 28, 2003

CRANKIT

A term that is used to describe to a horn player that they need to get gud.

YOU JUST GOTTA CRANKIT BRYAN CRANKIT!

by DaNerdLord August 28, 2018

Mud Crunkies

From the Hannah Montana show on Disney.

Meaning "dang it" " or "oh crap"

No you cant go to the show Oliver

Aww Mud Crunkies!!

by phaz212 December 7, 2009

Chankies

Another way to say "thank you"

Like saying "thankies" only chankier.

awwh! Chankies!

by Drewproject86 November 17, 2010